shut up!

[cachetona]

dear cats,
stop fucking outside of my window. it scares me.

thanx

Comments

[cachetona]

it's because the male cat's penis has backwards pointing barbs! i'd be making dying baby noises too if someone was fucking me with some barbs on their shwing.

[chairmanbetty]

i always hear cats fighting/fucking in my neighborhood and it scares the shit out of me every time because it sounds like babies screaming D:

[itsgrimupnorth]

Oh jeez eerie cat moans in the middle of the night....