fire in the taco bell. [OLD TST NO LONGER GAME CANON.]

[cachinnusi]

...

Please disregard the smoke coming from the kitchen. I just managed to set the food on fire again. Uhhh caaaaptaaaain

Comments

[bytheswords]

...Useless.

[cachinnusi]

... YEAH WELL.

You cook something! I know you can.

[bytheswords]

That's possible.

[cachinnusi]

Pleaaaase?

... At least teach me something?

[noblepirateelf]

Hmmm, not a bad idea, perhaps we can scout a new one while we're in Miami.

[cachinnusi]

That'd probably be best for everybody. I'm a ninja, not a chef.

... I'm getting kind of tired of cleaning the kitchen every time something explodes, too.

[noblepirateelf]

Right you are!

Ah, get one of the cabin boys! I'm sure they can handle it.

[cachinnusi]

... ha, that's a great idea, captain!

[speedandsky]

You blew up dinner again?

[cachinnusi]

At least I didn't accidentally put dynamite in it this time.

I still want to know who stuck that in the spice rack, though. Whoever it was, I'll use them for shuriken practice.

[speedandsky]

Ahaha! That wouldn't have been half so funny if it hadn't blown the pot through the kitchen wall...

[cachinnusi]

I wonder if that ended up hitting a seagull on the way out of the ship...

[stupidsexygin]

...how familliar!

[cachinnusi]

... eh?

[stupidsexygin]

Bad cooks are everywhere, it seems~

[turnaboutpirate]

...Wow, and I thought I was the only one who had problems keeping things in one piece.

Explosions are good and all, but I want my dinner