Why I Hate Sears...

[cacho804]

So I awoke this morning to the harsh ringing of the telephone...  It rang 38 times before I decided that it must be important enough to wake up to answer it...  So I answer the phone and it's my mother.

Mom: "Hi"
Me: "It's 7 fucking 30,  and you called 38 fucking times.  You better be calling to warn me that the house is on fire."
Mom: "I forgot to

Comments

[bcome_so_numb]

IT'S THE SOUND FRUSTRATION THAT MAKES ME PUNCH INFANTS!

[cacho804]

No, it's the 230 lb. butch woman named Laura.

[bcome_so_numb]

How wonderful.

[ushattrdmyheart]

i felt really pathetic when i clicked on "Jeopardy's Theme Music", and when it popped up as a download squealed with excitement.

I downloaded it and added it to my iPod. Thank you for the music.