Five Titles for a Hypothetical Self-Help Book Written by Montezuma
1. Unlocking the Feathered Snake-God Within
2. Have Your Enemy's Heart and Eat it, Too
3. The Courage to Heal (from Smallpox)
4. The Seven Habits of Highly Edible People
5. Dianetics

So... I have a Twitter now. Blame my sisters.

Does this mean that I'm riding cusp of the wave of the technological singularity that is modern life?

So apparently there's a fighting game based on Les Miserables. No, I'm not shitting you. Between this, John McCain admitting that he doesn't know how to manage a beaver, and Louis Pasteur shooting down a helicopter (around 2:20), I really don't know what to make of the world anymore.

So scientists are trying to make robots more responsive to human emotion, hopefully picking up a decrease to overall creepiness somewhere along the way. They've made a replica of Albert Einstein to test the principles out, and... Well, here, take a look.On the one hand, the head is fairly realistic. It certainly beats the hell out of a lot of ( Read more... )

Five Movies Watched Backwards1. Pirates of the Carribean; Dead Man's Chest: A pirate is thrown up by a giant Kraken, and goes on to join a group of bloodthirsty cannibals by driving his ship up their beach and leading them in a backwards marathon ( Read more... )

The World of Bacon may be awesome or disgusting, I haven't made up my mind yet.

Mom made me what is possibly the mother of all birthday cakes. I will attempt to describe its contents to you ( Read more... )

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Five Actual Organizations with the Initials "CCC", in Ascending Order of Disquiet

1. Convienent Care Centers
2. California Correctional Center
3. Communist Combatant Cells
4. Campus Crusade for Cthulu
5. Clear Channel Communications

Open your music player of choice, and divine the following information ( Read more... )