Death.

[cactuseater]

http://evil.berzerker.net/death_predictions.php

Glenn: At age 97, you will be eaten by a cannibal after willingly responding to an internet personals add requesting food for the cannibal.

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[joey_its_jamie]

internet personals at age 97... way to go!

[joey_its_jamie]

Maegan: At age 64, you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.