AT TARGET I WORK 10 HOURS A DAY FOR 5 DAYS AND I WEAR THE SAME PANTS EVERY DAY AND TODAY I'M WEARING THE SAME SHIRT AS YESTERDAY BUT SOMETIMES I CHANGE MY PANTS BECAUSE THINGS HAPPEN LIKE A MARKER OPENS UP IN MY POCKET. ONE OF THOSE BLACK TARGET MARKERS. ALSO I LOST A BOXCUTTER AND I THINK IT'S IN MY BED. THE ELECTRIC BLANKET IS ON AT ALL TIMES AND ANIMALS SLEEP ON IT AND TAKE UP THE WHOLE THING WHEN I WANT TO USE IT BUT THEY PRETEND TO NOT NOTICE ME PUSHING THEM OUT OF THE WAY AND ALSO, AT TARGET, THERE ARE PEOPLE THAT WEAR SWEAT PANTS AND/OR PAJAMA PANTS...LIKE THE FLANNEL PLAID ONES! OLD LADIES DO IT TOO. THE ONES WITH HAIR THAT TOOK THEM 2 HOURS TO DO, 5 INCH LONG NAILS THEY GET REDONE EVERY 2 WEEKS, AND FANCY EARRINGS WITH CZ'S ALL OVER THEM. THEY WEAR SWEAT PANTS AT TARGET. THAT MEANS YOU CAN WEAR SWEAT PANTS at target IN THE DAYTIME, AS LONG AS THEY'RE TAN! DO IT SERIOUSLY, EVERYONE WILL NOT TALK ABOUT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK
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wearing sweatpants could be remedied by escaping the Siberian tundra otherwise known as Syracuse and retreating to a city where the buildings are heated with the bones of a hundred dead babies.
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i have literally thought that same exact thought in my brain
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think about it.
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