Comments | cactusleaf: HELLO, DAD? I'M IN JAIL.

cactusleaf

HELLO, DAD? I'M IN JAIL.

Dec 16, 2006 21:40

I can't tell if I'm broke or not. Are you broke when you have money in a checking account and a savings account and a 401k and a joint checking account? And have a random 235 dollars in cash? According to me, yes. That means broke. What the hell? The only way I won't feel broke is if I have over 2k, 2 grand, zweitausend in savings. If I can buy ( Read more... )

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lyssten_to_this December 18 2006, 05:57:24 UTC

I read this. Good luck to you on the court thing. I know how much that stuff sucks.

cactusleaf December 20 2006, 23:57:20 UTC

thank you. i'm pretty sure nothing much will happen, since it's just stupid traffic violations, and my FREE* appointed lawyer seems nervous and fidgety enough to win any case. what have you been to court for?

nightshadeb December 18 2006, 13:09:12 UTC

think of how much money you have to spend on porn when you live in the city and don't have to buy gas

public transit, amen

(except today i'm moving back to the land of ice and snow and cars)

cactusleaf December 21 2006, 00:08:16 UTC

NO MORE BIG CITY BO?? but you're so acclimated to the fast-paced cut-throat man-eat-dog (chinatown joke) world of the big applesauce! what will you do with yourself here? it won't be porn, that's for sure. gas ain't so cheap no more.

im_aerodynamic December 18 2006, 15:00:41 UTC

i think i may be crying a little now. yep. i am. this may be due to waking up in my state of constant exhaustion due to never sleeping the right amount (which i know you are quite familiar with) and constantly pushing myself too hard while having a sinus infection. like trying to go to the circus. i had to leave the freaking circus. cause i was gonna puke or something. fell asleep on teh subway. i never do that. it's a bad idea ( ... )

cactusleaf December 21 2006, 00:09:19 UTC

i think we'll get back to laughing at noises very very soon.

im_aerodynamic December 18 2006, 15:01:10 UTC

ps - i'll visit you in jail.. i'll take the bus even.

cactusleaf December 21 2006, 00:10:34 UTC

I'LL SAVE YOU A BITE OF MY LAST MEAL

PS: it's all too much to comment on here obviously

im_aerodynamic December 21 2006, 19:09:11 UTC

it's very generous of you to reply to everyone.

you're thoughtful like that.

ps i know. ps i think we already talked about it anyway so posting this now.....mmmmmmakes no sense

littleone December 18 2006, 20:00:50 UTC

jack why are you in prison? come on cactus man... silly silly... i think i'm lost...

oh, by the way, congrats on that engagement to that super cool chica i'm friends with. :)

cactusleaf December 21 2006, 00:13:40 UTC

THANK YOU! she is a fly galfriend, that is for sure. how are you? i haven't seen you since before the super cool chica graduated. i am most likely going to be in prison because i dress up as santa and watch people while they are sleeping. it's the only way i know whether they have been bad or good! so be good, for goodness sake. oh, you better watch out.