why is it that the presidents of this country visibly age so rapidly while in office ( Read more... )

there are a few things wrong with today.

let me first start with....WHY THE FUCK AM I HUNG OVER?!!

went to landmark last night to wish tristamd a happy birthday, (forgot his card at home, which makes me a winner at giving gifts yet again) and had a good time ( Read more... )

this is a birthday shout out to tristamd!!!!

happy birthday butt munch!

if i had all the money in the world, i'd pay tenacious d to play a show in my basement as your gift.
instead i will buy you a drink at landmark tonight cuz i'm poor.

see yous tonight! =>

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so i'm at the thrift store today...super excited cuz i found a bunch of clothes...and after i leave the dressing room, i feel this looseness of boobage. i'm like wtf ( Read more... )

fuck this place. i'm off to a holiday on Riza ( Read more... )

So, i'm just hanging out at home, watching star trek....it's i think a second season next gen episode....the one where the irish people are rescued from the colony and have a brief stay on the enterprise. (riker gets his game with the barefooted irish daughter, etc etc ( Read more... )

what are you all doing tonight? i think some might be going to that show at the *fart* rave....but is there anyone interested in riverhorse/foundation?

i dunno. i'm kinda in a poopy mood, so i might stay home. but maybe not.

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today is the best day ever cuz i found my dad a nice gift and also found a skirt that was a size smaller than i'd normally wear ( Read more... )