My social future just got raped.

[cadbury_iguana]

I don't think I'm even allowed to leave the house at night now. I can't use the computer after 11 pm. If I want to talk to people, I have to do so one by one via phone, and that has to stop fairly early.

Oh, and I'm a terrible person in general.

If these are the best years of my life, fucking kill me now.

Comments

[bassoonistme]

what happened? I love you and you are not terrible. the end.

[kisstehrings]

Fuck money. I mean, I need it in order to exchange it for goods and services, but when it inhibits you from moving in with us, I scorn the metaphoric tether it has on our lives. Now, more than ever, you need to move in with Gary and me. Plus, we would have double the NYPD, so no need to call out for pizza.