Dear United Kingdom

[cadenzamuse]

Dear United Kingdom,

Wow. So now you know what it feels like to be on the other side of the sneering, "Seriously, you're this awful? You have lost all international credibility" looks from the rest of the world. Welcome to the fucking club. Isn't it cool to be too conservative for school?

P.S. No mocking if Trump wins. Because that's essentially what just happened to you.

P.P.S. Thanks for letting us know definitively that 52% of you are racist, xenophobic dickbags. Makes it easier to avoid you entirely.

P.P.P.S. It's amazing how much you're willing to cut off your nose to spite your face.

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Dear Everyone I Know In The UK,

I'm so fucking sorry.

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Dear Scotland,

Bet you wish you had got out of this clusterfuck when you had the chance!

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Dear US Voters,

HILLARY 2016 DEAR GOD PLEASE

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Dear Canada,

Since your national elections didn't go to fucking hell in a handbasket in the past year...can we move in? Or at least, would you aggressively cuddle Justin Trudeau for all the rest of us?

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