standards list (revised)
1.) must have all of their teeth
2.) must be WHITE (sorry, not meaning to be racist)
3.) must not have slept with any of the following people:
- ashley wright
- samantha smith
- b.j. cawood
- he-man (shannon)
- skeletor (gina)
- betsy powers (sorry, i dont trust THAT)
4.) must be KIND
5.) must be SINGLE
6.) must not be a good friend of mine
7.) must be somewhat taller than me
8.) must not be skanky.. definition of "skanky":
- someone who does not bathe
- someone who does not wash their clothes
- someone who steals
- someone who would rather buy drugs than take care of their own children
- someone who just flat-out sucks
9.) must not have been with a ton of girls, but a little experience is okay
10.) must be somewhat decent looking (i aint about UGLY draws)
11.) must have a good personality
12.) must NOT be a redneck
13.) NO MULLETS
14.) NO NASTY OLD MEN
15.) NO WIFEBEATERS
16.) NO BULLSHITTERS
2.) must be WHITE (sorry, not meaning to be racist)
3.) must not have slept with any of the following people:
- ashley wright
- samantha smith
- b.j. cawood
- he-man (shannon)
- skeletor (gina)
- betsy powers (sorry, i dont trust THAT)
4.) must be KIND
5.) must be SINGLE
6.) must not be a good friend of mine
7.) must be somewhat taller than me
8.) must not be skanky.. definition of "skanky":
- someone who does not bathe
- someone who does not wash their clothes
- someone who steals
- someone who would rather buy drugs than take care of their own children
- someone who just flat-out sucks
9.) must not have been with a ton of girls, but a little experience is okay
10.) must be somewhat decent looking (i aint about UGLY draws)
11.) must have a good personality
12.) must NOT be a redneck
13.) NO MULLETS
14.) NO NASTY OLD MEN
15.) NO WIFEBEATERS
16.) NO BULLSHITTERS