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[cadmeanvictory]

Sir, please return your collar to the down and locked position. You are not fooling anyone, sir. Just because that collar can also be flipped up, or "popped" as I understand you kids say, does not mean it should be. Yes, sir, I see that you're wearing a pink Polo shirt. Yes, I am aware that it is pink. Still, sir, I must maintain that continuing to

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[sinceileftyou_]

There are fliers at GW that say

IF YOU DON'T POP YOUR COLLAR YOU ARE POOR.
IF YOU DON'T POP YOUR COLLAR YOU DO NOT OWN A BOAT.

[rain628]

don't you ever get tired of being bitter?

and i don't appreciate the association of pink with homosexuality.

and superemokid on my hall just danced by my room and said "i love this album" (i'm listening to the brokensocialscene you burned me)

and i love you!

[kitesatnight]

I feel like the bigger problem is the guy in the shirt rhather than the actual shirt. Where's the bitter entry about Rainbow flipflops and embroidered J. Crew khakis the shirt is oft matched with?

[cannonsandtanks]

plaid shorts rule.

[waxingreminisnt]

i have this...inexplicable urge....to undress.

p.s. wanna rent thirteen?

[forgiveforgive]

no that's okay, i own it.