Heya! Sorry I haven't updated in a reeeeaaally long time. In case you were wondering, I often sleep on the streets of philly. The store is coming along marvelously, as is my sex life
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You also never call your wife, you unfaithful biatch.
Why do you like baby snakes? They grow up to be big, nasty, bitey, slithery, POISONOUS snakes. You are such a weirdo. And since you are an unfaithful weirdo, karma's gonna make it so one of those cutesy little baby snakes is gonna bite you on the family jewels and make you impotent.
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are you on drugs??
seriously, Madonna? and a birds-standing-on-feet fetish??? whoa.
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Why do you like baby snakes? They grow up to be big, nasty, bitey, slithery, POISONOUS snakes. You are such a weirdo. And since you are an unfaithful weirdo, karma's gonna make it so one of those cutesy little baby snakes is gonna bite you on the family jewels and make you impotent.
I love you,
The Wife.
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