You know, I was hoping to avoid this, that it might all blow over and be forgotten quickly, but it's not looking like this is going to be the case. I want to go on the record of saying that I think the "sex scandel" surrounding Idaho Senator Larry Craig is fucking retarded. Read the actual article. The man was basically arrested for putting his ( Read more... )

Three generations of "America to the Rescue."

Gotta love the Baptists.

Seriously, I was wondering if it was some sort of horrible parody site, but I fear it's actually real.

No. No, it can't possibly be real, can it? Look at this "Emergency Prayer." The Loch Ness Monster? Chickens?

Haggis? The blood of Jesus Christ is going to protect you from haggis? Couldn't you, you know, just ( Read more... )

It gives me great thrills of pleasure to imagine that the subjects of this and this song are the same person.

I am incapable of going to a mall without saying to myself "I'm gonna gets my cinna-on at the Cinna-bon," and giggling like a nutjob. Which isn't, you know, terrible, as long as you don't mind people looking at you funny. But the problem is that I really like Cinnabon cinnamon rolls, and thus I go and buy one. At one point, I was mostly capable ( Read more... )

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To those of you participating... have a very happy Potter day.

Good day for Christians.

I cannot strongly enough recommend Letters from the Earth, by Mark Twain. (First link to the published version's Amazon page, second to a free web version.) Go on, read it. It's really pretty excellent.

If you really don't want your kids to play violent video games, try actually parenting instead of trying to control what other people can play and punishing stores for doing what they're designed to do and companies for trying to make products that will sell ( Read more... )