ROY KEANE

[cae_keagan]

AHhhhh NIKO SENT ME ROY KEANE'S AUTOGRAPH!!!!!!!!

**jumps up and down**

ROY KEANE!

I mean... Frank is such a great player and all. I'm not just saying that because he's Niko's partner, either.

I mean... yeah Frank Lampard-- he's great...

but ROY FECKIN KEANE!!!!!!!!

**dies**

- Caelan

Comments

[kara_clearwater]

Caelan, I'm so confused... Who is this Roy Keane person? And what does he "play?"?

[cae_keagan]

He's a muggle who plays football for Manchester United :) He's one of THE best players ever!

[kara_clearwater]

Oh, i get it... i think. Actually, not really. Masc said to ask you about "football". What's the point of it?

[cae_keagan]

Oo to get the ball in the net!

The football is the size of the quaffle really, and you kick it around without magic and try to get it in a net at the other side of the field, only the whole other team is trying to get the ball from you, and they have a defender at the net!

[mischief_reese]

i have watched some muggle sportage in the past, but who is roy keane?

[cae_keagan]

He's a footballer for Manchester United!

[zachmalcolmlnx]

Who are they?

[cae_keagan]

**headdesk**

[zachmalcolmlnx]

*shrugs and meanders off*