Yesterday I was asked a question that I knew the answer to, but didn't have the words to say. This goes to everyone who's asked this question of me
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I can see this being a chain email that I will forward to all my impressionable female friends, or grrrlfriends, with the subject line "Inspirational Words to Live By."
From this short little passage I am also able to predict that you will grow up into a physically fit middle aged man that will be irresistibly drawn to younger women, just legal debutants, the ones with stars in their eyes and pixie bobs.
It is my new goal to create the perfect teenage meme, the new oprah book of the month, and my own lifetime made-for-TV movie before the end of my twenties. Get your checklist ready, they're sure to be best-sellers.
How's Oly been treating you?
Also, per your prediction, I will go through a midlife crisis, change my name to Odysseus Clay, start dressing like James Dean, and be all kinds of invested in the younger generation's affections. It has been foretold.
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Man, I'm hungry... I should feed myself...
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From this short little passage I am also able to predict that you will grow up into a physically fit middle aged man that will be irresistibly drawn to younger women, just legal debutants, the ones with stars in their eyes and pixie bobs.
Glad to hear you are doing well, my fine fellow.
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How's Oly been treating you?
Also, per your prediction, I will go through a midlife crisis, change my name to Odysseus Clay, start dressing like James Dean, and be all kinds of invested in the younger generation's affections. It has been foretold.
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