FICLET : Glory Days : Swimmer Slash : R (Lochte/??)

[caelumi]

Glory Days
::Ryan Lochte/??, Swim Slash, ("very dirty") R, unbeta'ed

A/N: Because Valentine's Day was Saturday during the Grand Prix and obviously I'm twisted in some deep-seated, fundamental way. And, bathroom smut. Maybe I should make a freakin' tag for all my bathroom smut.

Comments

[darklyscarlett]

I just damn spit out my tea! Not fair! ;p

Yeah, I had a feeling it would be...once it was said there was no snip involved.

[caelumi]

*cleans up your computer* ^_^ You know, I went through a whole discussion on Snip vs No Snip for this. My editor threw down that 50% of England is No Snip, so... That won, but maybe for no other reason then they confound and delight me. LOL.

[smellyleaf]

hahahaha, so many parts of this made me cackle with laughter.

I love you.

[caelumi]

^________^ Why thank you! <333

[tragycbeauty]

Holy shit.

Holy, holy shit that’s a dick.

There is a dick in the hole.

Dude.

It’s just there, poked a good couple inches into Ryan’s stall like it’s just chillin’ out, happy to be hanging, got all day.

Aaand that would be my reaction if that happened to me.
I'm still cracking up, this was awesome.

[caelumi]

Thanks, LOL. It's so freakin' fun to write Ryan sometimes, I'm glad that he's as fun to read.

[lenaorgana]

Trying not to laugh so the people in my room studying don't come over to my computer to investigate what's so funny is damn near impossible while reading this!

[caelumi]

I love so much that whenever you comment you're always on the verge of distracting people from important, studious things.

... Which means, I think, that you're always reading porn instead of doing work yourself...

^_^ Danke. <3

[lenaorgana]

Well...you pretty much hit the nail right on the head there. :P

[blondiechic0]

Wow. This was totally LOL.

[caelumi]

Which is precisely what I set out to achieve. ^____^