You'll be stone dead in a moment

[caesia126]

1) Do not become a teacher. Seriously. All kids are really disease-carriers packaged to look all cute and innocent. DO NOT BE FOOLED! They all have the plague, and they all cannot wait to infect you, sometimes multiple times in a single month

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Damned Yankees

[mercurystardust]

1) aaw! i'm sorry you're sick all the time. maybe you'll get some immunity as time goes on! 1b) that must suck to be a pregnant teacher. they must be on vitamin C all the time...

2)HAHAHAHAHA! that's awesome, although the word "pol-icious" creeps me out for some reason. 2b)aaw! i miss you too!! thanks for the shout-out.

3) wow. you meet all sorts of freaks in grocery-type stores. bring some pepper spray next time. (oh, and 20 cents extra?? if it's that bad, maybe you should save your prized 20 cents and buy generic, woman.)

4) haha freak magnets. you're funny.

5) sounds good to me. at least you don't watch "forrest gump" or "clueless" every day of your life. unlike me...

Feel better soon!!!

Re: Damned Yankees

[caesia126]

I have watched Forrest Gump at least twice since we've moved here, probably. At least you haven't seen "Saved!" 73 times like I have... I need a new movie addiction.

Pol-icious. Ha. Still funny.

Re: Damned Yankees

[mercurystardust]

ha i've seen forrest like 250 times.

and at least "saved!" is shorter. well, let me know when you get the new movie addiction, i'll have to check it out for myself.

talk to ya later!

[pacificsunrise]

waa my Saved DVD is in Austin with the 'rents ... come on nothing can be sadder than watching Bride & Prejudice at least once a week, and my new addiction to the Tyra Show :P

[caesia126]

Wow, the Tyra show? Really? That's awesome in a terrifying way.

But I can't really make fun of you, because you finally came back to LJ!!!! Even if only for a brief moment. =)