...and your croissant is getting cold ( Read more... )

Oh man. I haven't seen South Park in a long time, because it just got crappy, but they showed the Towelie episode last night, and I have to admit, looove that one.

Cartman: I can preach to you all I want, cause you're stupid!
Towelie: You're stupid!
Cartman:: Yeah? You're a towel!
Towelie: You're a towel ( Read more... )

Being home for more than a few days is really just the most absurd thing I have ever experienced. May I present you with random things I have overheard within the past 24 hours:

3. Mom: "I sent you to college to get smart, not come home dumber!!"
(to my brother)

2. Inquisitor Pucci: "A massive amount of fornication can lead to confusion ( Read more... )

1.This whole wedding business is infinitely frustrating. For the rest of y'all, I recommend eloping to Vegas. Cheaper, too. After various reception debacles today, I found myself wandering around with the phrase "Reagan smash!" echoing in my head.

(If you know the reference, you get 100 points.)

2.After being in Jersey for two weeks, I ( Read more... )

Creepiest thing ever: walk in the door, everyone goes to bed, wander to family room, greeted by GIGANTIC STUFFED DEER HEAD STARING AT ME FROM THE WALL.

::shudder::

In other news, never, ever, travel with me. More on that later.

For now, bed. Hopefully not to dream of scary stuffed deer carcasses.

Before anything else:
TNT, the color is wine. Or burgundy. Or whatever the hell it's called. Hopefully K-MO filled you in.

So, yours truly has returned from Europe, with my sanity only partially in question. 10 days is too long with the family. Too, too long.
1. My dad's "activity?" He gave us all a Top 100 Rock songs list from some book he ( Read more... )

"...though every face will scowl
and every windy quarter howl
Or every bellows burst, be happy still."Holy crap, friends and neighbors. It has been almost a month. Random updatage and uninteresting tidbits ( Read more... )

Last final...officially over ( Read more... )

Wow, kids, I am an old woman. I used to be able to pull all-nighters like no one's business (except for the occasional hallucination), but now... I got roughly 1-2 hours of sleep, and I feel like the walking dead. And my most sincere apologies to all my lovely friends that I have not called back ( Read more... )

Thesis Defense = OVER!! Rock on.

Memo to H.S. English teachers: Thank you, thank you, for teaching me the all-important skill of BSing. Apparently I have not lost the ability, but have improved upon it. (additional memo to thank UNSC) Oh, yes, I can dance, with the best of them.

Memo to the Admiral: It is not appropriate to walk into a defense ( Read more... )