[Halloween] The Cafe's Gothic Makeover

[cake_is_a_bang]

When the staff come arrive at the cafe on Halloween, the building is nearly unrecognizable. The windows looked as if they were covered in cracks and blood (but are quickly calmed when they see that the glass is just covered with stickers). Inside, the walls are covered with Halloween paper and black and orange streamers. There are hands and spiders

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[bloodwithcoffee]

.........................Working in such a horrifying, nightmare environment is against my religion.

Walks back out;

[bloodwithcoffee]

See you later, you fucking crazed bunch of morons. MakingDeidaradecoratewhatthefuck.

THE WAY IS SHUT.... Not really, but it is blocked by a certain blond

[cake_is_a_bang]

Once you enter, you cannot leave, un!

UNIMPRESSED Uchiha-esque face.......SMILES.....PUNCHES IN THE FACE.

[bloodwithcoffee]

We'll see about that.

[neon_rein]

...

I have to admit I am rather speechless.

Though I detest anything close to the color pink [it's harmful to the eyes] you have outdone yourself. The decor and theme make up for the atrocious colors. I am certain the customers will enjoy it, which matters above all else.

[cake_is_a_bang]

Sir Leader-sama, you are by far the best boss around, un. You know art much better than stupid fuckface doll-loving Sasori.

I think I may become an interior decorator.

[neon_rein]

Why...thank you. I suppose I could say I'm flattered [or rather that would be the appropriate thing to say...].

[cake_is_a_bang]

I think the pink so be permanent. And we should have sparklers at the entrance.

cannot unsee; eye-rape

[velvet_en_rouge]

Hidan, I blame you. I told you so.

>Why's it so gaudy?

>Brat, you should've come to me for advice.
>Wasn't Konan with you? Did you do something to her? She would never have approved. I don't approve. Why didn't you ask for my approval!? *OCDOCDOCD*.

[bloodwithcoffee]

Hey, what? Don't shoot the fucking fortune-teller. I just happen to have figured out how blondie works! I didn't DO it!

NO ONE APPROVES.

[cake_is_a_bang]

You know me so well, Hidan-chan~ Why didn't you stop me then, yeah?

[bloodwithcoffee]

I was out SHOPPING, moron.
But I can always stop you from taking another breath right now, yeah--