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[cup_of_smex]

That's right! Another event! No worries the other isn't closed or anything, it'll stay open until people stop replying to it. This is just here to provide another source of entertainment and to help up get back to our old ways of tomfoolery. SO yes, expect us to spam you.

AFTER ALL SPAM BEGETS MORE SPAM. 
And I'm not sure about you guys, but I've

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[cakeandmoney]

[bloodwithcoffee]

Sitting at your counter, you notice that Hidan seems to be holding a 3-inch thick pack of what looks like ¥10,000 bills.

[A] You have a heartattack. You lose heart #1.
[B] You have a heartattack. You lose heart #2.
[C] You have a DOUBLE heartattack. You lose heart #3 AND #4.
[D] Start crying like a little baby.

[cakeandmoney]

[>] You have a heartattack. You lose heart #1.
[B] You have a heartattack. You lose heart #2.
[C] You have a DOUBLE heartattack. You lose heart #3 AND #4.
[D] Start crying like a little baby.

I'm just gonna....lay here on the floor for a bit.

[bloodwithcoffee]

IT TURNS OUT IT'S MONOPOLY MONEY.

[A] You cry like a little baby.
[B] Have a second heartattack. You lose heart #2.
[C] Throttle the bastard! He did this on purpose just to fuck with you!

[neon_rein]

[origamicupcake]

Konan appears at your office door, holding up what appears to be...wait, is that part of the cash register in her hands?

[A] Keep your cool and ask her where she got it.
[B] Instantly blame Deidara because when something is in pieces at the cafe, it's usually always his fault.
[C] Hide her from Kakuzu - even though she obviously had nothing to do with said cash register being in pieces and being his girlfriend won't save her.
[D] All of the above.

[neon_rein]

[A] Keep your cool and ask her where she got it.
[B] Instantly blame Deidara because when something is in pieces at the cafe, it's usually always his fault.
[C] Hide her from Kakuzu - even though she obviously had nothing to do with said cash register being in pieces and being his girlfriend won't save her.
[✓] All of the above.

...I suppose it's good morale for a manager to do his employee a favor now and again. Specifically an employee on the sane side. Here, you may...hide beneath my desk, if you'd like.

[And of course it was most likely Deidara's fault - I don't even have to ask where it's from. I look forward to holding an interrogation later. I'm not pleased about this...]

[origamicupcake]

[A] Ask where the rest of the register (if it still exists) is.
[B] Ask where Deidara is.
[C] Make a crude joke about being under your desk.

I thank you for the safety as you know how Kakuzu is about his register. I don't think there's enough coffee in Japan to make him not notice this.

/cries a little at leaving self open like this

[kitchenatorkisa]

:D

[cafeoryoursoul]

Your bossman comes in for an impromptu kitchen inspection. He wants to see the kinds of goods you're producing today for the cafe.

[A] Act as professionally as possible and show him the menu for today and what you're working on now.
[B] Show off to try to get that GODFORSAKEN PROMOTION YOU'VE BEEN DYING FOR.
[C] Flirt it up. Show him your products. ??? Promotion?
[D] Panic!

Play it safe!

[kitchenatorkisa]

[A] Act as professionally as possible and show him the menu for today and what you're working on now.
[B] Show off to try to get that GODFORSAKEN PROMOTION YOU'VE BEEN DYING FOR.
[C] Flirt it up. Show him your products. ??? Promotion?
[D] Panic!

:3

[cafeoryoursoul]

Madara looks over the menu, nodding. He goes over to the stove where you're cooking. What are you cooking?

[A]Some kinda soup. :/
[B]An amazingly delicious innovative dish! But who knows what it is.
[C]A cute little cupcake treat.
[D] It's a surprise~ Care for a taste test when it's done, though? ;)

Oh jeez...

[cafeoryoursoul]

>D

[kitchenatorkisa]

You find yourself in an elite jazz club, sitting at the bar. The bartender slides up to you and offers you a smile, and manages to set down your favorite drink. Luck, perhaps?

"Someone in the bar ordered this for you, and they wanted me to let you know your tab will be covered," He speaks, before moving off to tend to his other customers.

[ A ] Try to glance around casually to see if you can catch anyone looking at you
[ B ] Try and get the bartender back over to bribe for info
[ C ] Fuck it, just drink and let the person show themselves in their own good time... but you are curious...

[cafeoryoursoul]

[ A ] Try to glance around casually to see if you can catch anyone looking at you
[ B ] Try and get the bartender back over to bribe for info
[月] Fuck it, just drink and let the person show themselves in their own good time... but you are curious...

He accepts the drink, sipping at it casually. He looks slightly amused.

[kitchenatorkisa]

Mm. Tasty. Its like the person knew exactly what you wanted, and--

--is that a little crescent moon and star drawn on the corner?!

[ A ] Spazz over the cute drawing a little.
[ B ] Look around NOW. How did they know of your obsession love of the moon?