[Event] M.A.S.H. Seriously.

[cake_is_a_bang]

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[cake_is_a_bang]

OH LOL... I'm having way too much fun with this.

[cake_is_a_bang]

After graduating from UoT, you will find work as a None and drive a(n) 1977 Tandem Bike. Whoa nelly!

After 2 years of dating, you'll marry your sweetheart Espresso Machine and move to Underground, buy a(n) Mansion and raise your 1000 smelly kid(s).

You will die by getting hit from an out-of-control ice cream truck at 86 years young. Poor you.

[bloodwithcoffee]

Nice. Getting shacked with inanimate objects now, since humans won't have you? Classy, Dei-chan, so fucking classy.

[cake_is_a_bang]

We'll have beautiful babies-

At least I don't discriminate, Jashin-cocksucker!

[bloodwithcoffee]

[cake_is_a_bang]

I don't think Jashin will be too happy bout you cheatin' on him(her? it?) with god.

[bloodwithcoffee]

Lord Jashin IS God, you dumbass.

[cake_is_a_bang]

Well it depends which religion you're talking about, really. The Christians and the like may get confused. What about Buddah?

*SPITS COFFEE*

[velvet_en_rouge]

After graduating from bartending, you will find work as a pokemon master and drive a(n) 2006 volkswagon. Whoa nelly! After 10 years of dating, you'll marry your sweetheart lady gaga and move to finland, buy a(n) Shack and raise your 35 smelly kid(s). You will live to be 41 years old.

NOPE.

LOLOLOLOL

[cake_is_a_bang]

DANNA! I always knew you'd be a great Pokemon trainer! Have you caught Sharpedo yet??

this result was so ironic because i actually drew a pokemon trainer sasori a while ago OTL

[velvet_en_rouge]

What the hell is a Sharpedo!? Everyone knows anything past gen II isn't a REAL pokemon.

[cake_is_a_bang]

KISAME Only the best water pokemon evurrrrr.

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[neon_rein]

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[neon_rein]

After graduating from Joey's Pizza Kitchen, you will find work as a Massage Therapist and drive a(n) 1984 Audi TTS Coupe. Whoa nelly!

After 10 years of dating, you'll marry your sweetheart Padma Lakshmi and move to the Space Needle, buy a(n) House and raise your 8 ornery kid(s). You will live to be 48 years old.

Oh, how amusing. I wrote in 'master chef-ceo' three times, you know. This is obviously rigged... *looks pissy because he's secretly disappointed*

[cake_is_a_bang]

.... [snorts]...massage therapist...

[neon_rein]

What is it you find so amusing about that exactly, Deidara? In fact... according to your sheet, you don't even have any work, isn't that correct? (Even in a stupid game you are just as useless as you are in reality - I'm shocked.)

Oh god, I come back to THIS?

[origamicupcake]

Re: Oh god, I come back to THIS?

[origamicupcake]

This is what I get for putting coworkers in the crushes section to "make it bad". At least it didn't give me Deidara...

After graduating from Columbia University, you will find work as a Waitress and drive a(n) 1972 Ford Mustang. Pretty sweet, eh?

After 19 years of dating, you'll marry your sweetheart Pein and move to Athens, Greece, buy a(n) Mansion and raise your 13 wonderful kid(s).

Someone who you think is your best friend will move to Haiti, hang around witches and upon their return they will cast you into a Zombie when you least suspect it at the ripe old age of 50!

...zombies. Really?

[cake_is_a_bang]

YOUR MASH IS SO NORMAL, UN.

[origamicupcake]

Only you would find one with zombies included as normal.