Homer's ghost: Marge you gotta help me, I have to do one good deed to get into heaven. Marge: Well I got a whole list of chores.. clean the garage, paint the house.. Homer's ghost: Whoa whoa whoa. I'm just trying to get in, I'm not running for Jesus.
An old man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his garden but it was very hard work as he was old and the ground was hard. His only son Fred, who used to help him, was in prison
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