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[aquadude02]

I need help.  Not psychiatric help or anything don't say a word, Blake, but help with going out with a bang.  Long story short, the club where I sing is under new management and my boss is a douche.  Handing in my two week's notice and walking out would be so incredibly lame that I can't even put it into words--therefore, I'd like to turn to the

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[aquadude02]

Yeah, I'm so cruel. Dude, it sucks! If I kept working there I wouldn't be able to go anywhere with you anymore. No more random disappearances for weeks at a time, nothing.

[aquadude02]

I'd be grumpy if I had to stay in the good ol' US of A 24/7, o'course.

...And I get the feeling that I shouldn't be so tempted by that idea.

[ruthless_night]

Going out with a bang? Now that sounds fun~

[aquadude02]

I know! It'd be awesome.

[serpent_mother]

What kind of bang are we talking~?

[aquadude02]

Well, nothing literal! That's plan B and I'm pretty sure I've got that covered should push come to shove.

But I'm looking for something metaphorically explosive. Liiiike...well, that's where the ideas run dry.

Also, what's your name? I'm Rayce~

[serpent_mother]

Hmm. I'm afraid the performing arts are no domain of mine, but it's generally wise to go risqué when looking to leave an impression.

Ah, you're Rayce? I'm Cihuacoatl.

[aquadude02]

...I think I like that idea. A lot. If I run with it, thanks!

First: that name is friggin' sweet. Second: Ignore everything that Blake said. He's a jerkface.

[revered_love]

Where do you work? Night-club, Day-club, Cafe-that-calls-itself-a-club?

[aquadude02]

A nightclub~ It's 'bout fifteen minutes away from here, an' it's called The Bank Heist. That's half the reason I decided to start working there.

[joyfromchaos]

Please tell me I'm not too late for this party!

Are we talking destruction, flames, animals, noise, things going wrong, a police raid, or what?

[aquadude02]

Nope, you're totally not late! I've got another week to ponder things~

Insofar, there's probably gonna be a shitload of noise and some near-nudity, but a police raid would be sweet. I hadn't thought of that!

[joyfromchaos]

Wonderful~! ♥

Hm, I could probably set something up with illegal drugs if you want to do a full monty and get him locked up for a while? But it'll cost you a mudslide and a Jim Dandy because the Colombian's can be a bitch to bargain with. Extra sprinkles will earn something of my own personal touch.

I'm going to need a front row seat for this.

[aquadude02]

Cool as that sounds, I'm more looking for something that'll lead to the place closing on its own accord--like all his patrons leaving for good so the bitch winds up losing his money on what would have been a good investment if he had been open to negotiation. I have a friend who can mimic voices rather well...maybe if he copied the dude and made a "prank" call to 911?

But you're totally welcome to watch it happen and I'll give you a mudslide anyway~ Hey, my name's Rayce. Would it be too far off target to assume that you're Eris?