[ It has been a good long while since we've spent prolonged periods of time with our former teammates. As it appears, we never should have left them alone. They're incapable of basic human interaction.
I wonder if this is how they felt about Bunta and I during high school. Somehow I doubt we were ever as bad as Sanada and Yukimura combined, but it's something to think about. We could at the very least string two coherent sentences consecutively without causing a total communication catastrophe. ]
Words of advice to those who wish to hang out by the pool and enjoy the sunshine: bring sunglasses, a hat, and a means of tuning out your entire surroundings. Otherwise, go somewhere safer. In fact, remain in your room. You'll hate yourself much less.
Aye.