Twilight

[caffeine_monkey]

Friends, family in shock as 20-something failed English major considers reading second book in series.

Myra Edenbacher leans over the edge of a table at Panera Bread, a local gourmet eatery. Twilight in front of her, chicken salad sandwich untouched, she rests a cautious arm along the spine of the book, and a palm across the front, cleverly hiding

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[innoittaa]

This...is fucking hilarious. Twilight fans are like a cult. A scary, disco-ball worshiping cult.

Apparently (this is according to someone working at a hospital who posted on the twilight_sucks community) this fifteen-year-old girl slept with a guy simply because his name was Edward, got pregnant, found people to adopt the baby and pay for the expenses...then decided that it was cool to have a baby and decided to keep it. On top of that, she wanted to name the thing Renesmee Bella Stephenie [Last Name].

Lucky for the world the parents of the Twihard reminded her not-so-gently that if she kept the kid, the people who were going to adopt the kid could and would sue her for the money.

They renamed little Monstrosity Renesmee.

[caffeine_monkey]

lol! renesmee?

[innoittaa]

Yes...Ruh-nez-may. *shudder* The unholy combination of Renee and Esme.

[sternengel]

This was the PERFECT ending to my weekend. Thank you! :)

[caffeine_monkey]

i please to aim! did you see the movie?

[sternengel]

No; aside from not having much interest in it (my sister is just now reading the books, so I imagine I'll accompany her in the upcoming weeks) we've been so busy taking care of the dog post-surgery. I hope to get a little bit of a life this weekend with the break!

[secretkix]

My dear, do you know about Odesk.com? It's a freelancing website with a big section for writers. You might be able to make sweet dough doing freelance.