Pie Legacy 1.3
Welcome back to the Pie Legacy!
Last time, Brisket was joined by two sisters, Banana and Butter, who made it to child and toddler respectively. Everything was falling apart and Apple was losing her fool mind. This time…
…Banana aged up too late to go to school, so instead she stayed home as slave labor. Clean those potties, young lady!
Why aren’t you sleeping? Put that thing away!
This is Brisket’s home-made costume. They don’t have a costume chest. He’s crafty.
Apple’s birthday snuck up on me, and she woke everyone up in the middle of the night to explode into sparkles.
Clumsy sims playing catch. Poor, poor Banana.
Brisket: Holy cow, man down, man down!
Brisket and Banana have been inseparable since Banana aged up, but the wanting to do everything together is getting a mite creepy.
Or maybe it’s just cute.
Darrick’s partner, Dudley, aged up and retired. Sensing a chance to check on his friend write a report, Darrick called him up.
Darrick: Finally, someone that’ll answer me!
Dudley: …and then I snapped his neck and threw him in the canal.
Apple: THAT TREE IS PERFECT, PERFECT I SAY!
Poor thing, she hasn’t had a chance to paint in forever.
Awwww. Good job, Apple.
What is this I don’t even?
Darrick’s new partner, Shark, came over. But…he was invisible and unselectable. Whoops? I think he's just glitched, because I married him to a different sim, long ago, and he was always doing bizarre stuff then, too.
So happy together~
Work it, bb. Darrick has reached level 6 (!) in his career, and been drafted into the super spy program. He’s so happy he could burst. LTW here we come.
Darrick aged into an adult whilst all sweaty and exerted. AND ATE THE WHOLE WORLD.
They celebrated the only way they know how, in a cramped bathroom full of baby poop.
Birthdays for everyone! (I forgot how many there were in this update, damn) Butter aged up well, and got the Good trait.
BLESS YOU, CHILD.
She really needed to pee, but refused to use it before she’d cleaned it.
Here’s a better (post-makeover) picture. Her eyes are a (MUCH) lighter color of brown than Apple’s and Brisket’s, instead of blue like Darrick’s and Banana's.
It’s the green cloud of stink that really sets off his eyes.
Darrick ran outside to tell a ghost story, but no one cared or listened to him.
Darrick: And then the pharaoh shot lasers from his eyes!
One more birthday (second to last! I promise!)! Aging up in the bathroom makes for easier makeovers, but no one could get in to see him. Due to his kick ass report card, Brisket got to roll his trait, and he got ambitious!
Here he is, slightly made over.
Nice shoes, Brisket. Very nice.
The Pie’s really need some more space, and an upstairs addition was started. Alas, funds ran short before everything could be walled in. Or given doors. Or-you get the idea.
You know it’s love when not even gigantic clouds of stink can put a damper on your affections.
Shark is still invisible. I can see how that would be a plus in their line of work, though.
Brisket: You brought this on yourself, toilet. You, and your stinkiness.
Banana is so bad at hopscotch. Even worse than she was at catch, made worse by the fact that Butter doesn't share her clumsy attribute, and pretty much kicks her butt.
AHAHAHAHA! His beard was spared. Loving the aqua chest hair though. Sadly, he jumped right back in the shower before I could get a better picture.
NEVER CHANGE, BRISKET, NEVER CHANGE.
Finally got enough cash to flesh out the house a little more. It’s not adequately stocked yet, but at least they have another bathroom and the kids have their own space. (And Apple and Darrick don’t have to sleep outside on the lawn anymore. Small victories.)
Butter: I am queen of all I survey, and I deem it good. Carry on, peasants.
Nice derrieres all around. A bit distracting from Banana aging up in the background, but you can’t have it all.
Brisket: What the heck, guys, can’t you see I’m trying to study?
Banana had great grades and rolled Nuturing for her teen attribute. (Way to conform to gender stereotypes, girl. (I kid, I kid)) She’s growing up awfully cute, I just wish she didn’t look so identical much like Darrick.
That’s some eagle. I haven’t seen very many Maxis sims with tattoos. When I saw his I snorted soda up through my nose. Thanks for that, Darrick’s-Old-Partner. You and your magnificent tattoo keep it real. On the slip and slide.
Next time, heir poll. And the prom. Maybe TWO proms.
Last time, Brisket was joined by two sisters, Banana and Butter, who made it to child and toddler respectively. Everything was falling apart and Apple was losing her fool mind. This time…
…Banana aged up too late to go to school, so instead she stayed home as slave labor. Clean those potties, young lady!
Why aren’t you sleeping? Put that thing away!
This is Brisket’s home-made costume. They don’t have a costume chest. He’s crafty.
Apple’s birthday snuck up on me, and she woke everyone up in the middle of the night to explode into sparkles.
Clumsy sims playing catch. Poor, poor Banana.
Brisket: Holy cow, man down, man down!
Brisket and Banana have been inseparable since Banana aged up, but the wanting to do everything together is getting a mite creepy.
Or maybe it’s just cute.
Darrick’s partner, Dudley, aged up and retired. Sensing a chance to check on his friend write a report, Darrick called him up.
Darrick: Finally, someone that’ll answer me!
Dudley: …and then I snapped his neck and threw him in the canal.
Apple: THAT TREE IS PERFECT, PERFECT I SAY!
Poor thing, she hasn’t had a chance to paint in forever.
Awwww. Good job, Apple.
What is this I don’t even?
Darrick’s new partner, Shark, came over. But…he was invisible and unselectable. Whoops? I think he's just glitched, because I married him to a different sim, long ago, and he was always doing bizarre stuff then, too.
So happy together~
Work it, bb. Darrick has reached level 6 (!) in his career, and been drafted into the super spy program. He’s so happy he could burst. LTW here we come.
Darrick aged into an adult whilst all sweaty and exerted. AND ATE THE WHOLE WORLD.
They celebrated the only way they know how, in a cramped bathroom full of baby poop.
Birthdays for everyone! (I forgot how many there were in this update, damn) Butter aged up well, and got the Good trait.
BLESS YOU, CHILD.
She really needed to pee, but refused to use it before she’d cleaned it.
Here’s a better (post-makeover) picture. Her eyes are a (MUCH) lighter color of brown than Apple’s and Brisket’s, instead of blue like Darrick’s and Banana's.
It’s the green cloud of stink that really sets off his eyes.
Darrick ran outside to tell a ghost story, but no one cared or listened to him.
Darrick: And then the pharaoh shot lasers from his eyes!
One more birthday (second to last! I promise!)! Aging up in the bathroom makes for easier makeovers, but no one could get in to see him. Due to his kick ass report card, Brisket got to roll his trait, and he got ambitious!
Here he is, slightly made over.
Nice shoes, Brisket. Very nice.
The Pie’s really need some more space, and an upstairs addition was started. Alas, funds ran short before everything could be walled in. Or given doors. Or-you get the idea.
You know it’s love when not even gigantic clouds of stink can put a damper on your affections.
Shark is still invisible. I can see how that would be a plus in their line of work, though.
Brisket: You brought this on yourself, toilet. You, and your stinkiness.
Banana is so bad at hopscotch. Even worse than she was at catch, made worse by the fact that Butter doesn't share her clumsy attribute, and pretty much kicks her butt.
AHAHAHAHA! His beard was spared. Loving the aqua chest hair though. Sadly, he jumped right back in the shower before I could get a better picture.
NEVER CHANGE, BRISKET, NEVER CHANGE.
Finally got enough cash to flesh out the house a little more. It’s not adequately stocked yet, but at least they have another bathroom and the kids have their own space. (And Apple and Darrick don’t have to sleep outside on the lawn anymore. Small victories.)
Butter: I am queen of all I survey, and I deem it good. Carry on, peasants.
Nice derrieres all around. A bit distracting from Banana aging up in the background, but you can’t have it all.
Brisket: What the heck, guys, can’t you see I’m trying to study?
Banana had great grades and rolled Nuturing for her teen attribute. (Way to conform to gender stereotypes, girl. (I kid, I kid)) She’s growing up awfully cute, I just wish she didn’t look so identical much like Darrick.
That’s some eagle. I haven’t seen very many Maxis sims with tattoos. When I saw his I snorted soda up through my nose. Thanks for that, Darrick’s-Old-Partner. You and your magnificent tattoo keep it real. On the slip and slide.
Next time, heir poll. And the prom. Maybe TWO proms.