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[caffeinemusic]

I am so ready to be done with work. Don't get me wrong, I love my job, but the paper cuts and the headaches are getting a little old. For those of you who don't know, I work at OSLC, a research group that focuses on socio-economic issues specifically relating to children, teens, and families. The grant I work for is about families with incarcerated

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[caffeinemusic]

I feel so honored and proud!

When I was composing the entry I typed "I love math like a fat kid loves..." and sat thinking up something really good. Candy just reminded me of babies, and any reference to meat just brought up terrible images. Cake was obviously the best choice.

And if I ever see a fat kid eating cake, I hope I'm with you so I can put him on your team. But since you're on my team, it will be like sharing!

[vidyate]

Mmm. I love cake.

[caffeinemusic]

Yes, but that is only because you are fat. That's why we shipped you out of the country: because we could no longer stand the sight of your fat-ness. It was embarrassing; you understand, I'm sure.

I love you!