Comments | caffeinepenguin: So, what's been going on, dumpface?

caffeinepenguin

So, what's been going on, dumpface?

Aug 28, 2005 22:53

For the past three days, I've been subsidizing my current vegetarian lifestyle with the most unlikely part-time occupation of cook at Burger King. This puts my self-esteem back to my grammar school years of "fat kid with funny hair" status (which is now "fat kid with 'no-regard-to-his-own-hair' hair"). So far, out of two of the three days I've ( Read more... )

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gnaugname anonymous August 29 2005, 06:11:38 UTC

this entry is a masterpiece. made me laugh so much. unless...you didn't mean it to be funny...then, well, a piece of crap it is. do you get to prepare your own food? you should make your own concoction. if i were you, i would take advantage of this opportunity and brush up on my espanol skills.

Re: gnaugname caffeinepenguin September 5 2005, 06:03:20 UTC

I was talking to Helio today, and this is how our conversation went:

Me: Helio, adonde vive usted?
Helio: Me? In Pasadena.
Me: Really? Do you know the Glasshouse?
Helio: Glass House?
Me: Yeah, it's a venue. Bands go there to play concerts.
Helio: Oh...no, never been there.
Me: We should go sometime.
Helio: Okay, cool.

He's like 40 years old, but he's one of the coolest cats I've met.

tonight_coffee August 30 2005, 11:22:33 UTC

Hang in there Michael!!

Love,
Douglas

caffeinepenguin September 5 2005, 06:04:31 UTC

Hey, Gupta, aren't we cool?

susanthekim August 30 2005, 19:24:53 UTC

it really is like that in every fast food restaurant

caffeinepenguin September 5 2005, 04:58:23 UTC

does every one have a fuckface for a manager?

anonymous August 31 2005, 06:05:56 UTC

ahem, I believe that "goop" would be beef fat, or the fat of whatever other meat that gets put in that grill. I wonder if "fuckface" turned into "fuckface" by being a manager.

- Alexander Dar Wu

caffeinepenguin September 5 2005, 04:58:05 UTC

i wouldn't be the least bit surprised if fuckface were a bitch before being manager. and from what i'm told, while others work years to attain a managerial position, fuckface worked for a month and got it. did bitch put out to become manager? with a face like her's, i'd assume otherwise.

anonymous September 4 2005, 20:09:50 UTC

Man I'd be so bored if i didn't have any blogs to read.
Eric hA

caffeinepenguin September 5 2005, 04:56:35 UTC

because I struggle with a difficult job for your enjoyment.