Reaction: Stonehenge Apocalypse
Since I can't see this with my friends like I was hoping, here, in case anyone's interested, is my bunch of random referenceless reactions for Misha Collins' recent movie, Stonehenge Apocalypse.
Spoilers for the movie. No screencaps, very scrambled, and I've only seen it once. I don't even remember what half of this stuff is referring to anymore. :-P
Stonehenge Apocalypse Random Notes.
-Hey, it's that guy from CSI:NY!
-Yeah. Self-magnetising ahnk-keys. Never a good sign.
-Seriously, why does it look like styrofoam? Oh, wait...
-Whups, the ground's shaking at Stonehenge. I blame Torchwood.
-BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH !!! THEY'RE OGRI!!! BEWARE THE STONES OF BLOOD! Heh, naw. But that would have been cool.
-Oh yay! Tesla plinths! \o/
-The earth's energy grid. Uh hunh. If you mean ley lines, dearie, call them ley lines. *pats*
-Heeee. Misha's character's nifty.
-ROBOT HEAD!!! \o/
-"Picture hung crooked." Hm...
-Soldiers at Stonehenge. If they're in red UNIT caps, I'm gonna squee so damn loud!
-Fakest news websites ever.
-OMG, the writing. *rofl*
-Being a crackpot pays well, I see. Last minute impulse flights to the UK aren't cheap.
-C'mooooon UNIT! Nope, black caps. DAMN!!!
-NO! WAIT! RED CAP!!! OMG HEAD ARMY DUDE IN CHARGE OF INTERACTING WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER HAS A RED CAP!!!! UNIT FTMFW!!!!! \o/
-That audio is nothing like the wave on the screen.
-Nuclear test. Yeah. At Stonehenge. Nobody's that stupid.
-HI MISHA! GET ON WITH YOUR SNEAKY BADASS SELF! And he has an EMF! Hee.
-Yeah, sure, like the gang in hazmat suits wouldn't have their own EMF detectors.
-It's probably a good thing that there aren't a whole lot of British accents around in this UK-est of UK settings or I'd be waiting for Torchwood or the Doctor to show up even more than I already am. And I really really really am.
-OH COOL the pyramid's a Transformer! No, wait, it's just blowing up. Darn.
-"Get a UNIT out there." Those caps were totally in the script. *nods*
-Pattern reducing itself, eh? And it's counting down to something. Not like Independence Day at all there, then?
-Oooo.... Cthulhu?
-Ah, Methos is the dick adversarial scientist. *nods*
-Yeah. Bombard it with energy, see where that gets you. *foom*
-Oh well, this is the head army guy, not the guy from UNIT. And he's still quoting Independence Day.
-Awful lot of Americans running around here.
-Oh yeah. Blow it up. This will go well. :-P
-Hey, that's the sign of the Light! Hah!
-"It's an honour to meet you Mr. Glaser." Faaaaaaaaan booooooooooy!
-"They're identical." Not like that's hard. That symbol is freaking everywhere. A few religions also use it and I know there's at least one office supply company that does too.
-"It was a robot head." Hee!
-Transformers again!
-"This requires a global military response." UNIT! UNIT! UNIT! *chants and fist-pumps*
-"The planet's being terraformed." *facepalm* Earth can't be terraformed! It IS Terra!! Oh noes! The volcanoes are making the planet more Earth-like! Gaaaaah. *headdesk*
-Oh okay, so it is a bad thing then. I guess. Fair enough. Maybe.
-Yeah. Randomize the signal. That'll help.
-Prettiest jamming signal ever.
-The fire exit sign is attached to the light switch there. That's useful.
-Energy grid. As I said before, if you mean ley lines, freaking say ley lines. I don't really think you need to worry too much about getting mysticism mixed up in your 'hard sci-fi'.
-Firefight in a museum. Oh yay. *facepalm* Luckily the museum seems to be restricted to a single room.
-Yeah. Make sure the woman hides. Like you're any more combat-cabable, Mr. Crackpot Physicist.
-Hahahah. Yeah. Reboot the world to get rid of the pollution. Nice thought.
-And no one even noticed the mayhem at the museum. At all. Or the gunshots. Or the- Aaaaaaugh. *headdesk*
-"What do the pyramids have to do with anything?" Yeesh. Someone hasn't been paying attention.
-Bye bye Giza. Hee! The pyramids went all Stargate there.
-Oh god, the accents. *facepalm*
-Yay, it's a cult! \o/
-Ya know, crackpot-physicist-boy made the map, and had a friend who was digging the thing up, you'd think he'd have a better idea of where the buried secret underground mystical pyramid in Random Location America was.
-Yeah. Grenade. That'll help. It did. Wow. Definitely not UNIT then. Much as they love their grenades, they usually weren't terribly effective.
-Oh that's not good....
-Yep, fanboy scientist is the leak.
-Misha + Jeep = Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!
-Missing a few ley lines on the display there. Problems with the north polar ones connecting. Frozen? Or thawing?
-"He's got a gun!" Yeah, that gutshot didn't impede him a whole hell of a lot.
-This. Script. Needs. A Beta.
-Pft. Like he'd ever hit at that range and speed.
-Yeah, forgot about the EMF, didn't ya?
-Oh shit.
-"It was a ROBOT HEAD!!!" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
-They are standing way too close to a possible nuke zone. Radiation is kind of rough to out-run.
-Ha! Cute.
-And of course the crackpot physicist immediately fell through the rift in Cardiff half a dimension over and joined up with Torchwood. YOU KNOW IT TOTALLY HAPPENED!!!!
*shrug* That's all there was. As I said, referenceless and random. :-P
Spoilers for the movie. No screencaps, very scrambled, and I've only seen it once. I don't even remember what half of this stuff is referring to anymore. :-P
Stonehenge Apocalypse Random Notes.
-Hey, it's that guy from CSI:NY!
-Yeah. Self-magnetising ahnk-keys. Never a good sign.
-Seriously, why does it look like styrofoam? Oh, wait...
-Whups, the ground's shaking at Stonehenge. I blame Torchwood.
-BWHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH !!! THEY'RE OGRI!!! BEWARE THE STONES OF BLOOD! Heh, naw. But that would have been cool.
-Oh yay! Tesla plinths! \o/
-The earth's energy grid. Uh hunh. If you mean ley lines, dearie, call them ley lines. *pats*
-Heeee. Misha's character's nifty.
-ROBOT HEAD!!! \o/
-"Picture hung crooked." Hm...
-Soldiers at Stonehenge. If they're in red UNIT caps, I'm gonna squee so damn loud!
-Fakest news websites ever.
-OMG, the writing. *rofl*
-Being a crackpot pays well, I see. Last minute impulse flights to the UK aren't cheap.
-C'mooooon UNIT! Nope, black caps. DAMN!!!
-NO! WAIT! RED CAP!!! OMG HEAD ARMY DUDE IN CHARGE OF INTERACTING WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER HAS A RED CAP!!!! UNIT FTMFW!!!!! \o/
-That audio is nothing like the wave on the screen.
-Nuclear test. Yeah. At Stonehenge. Nobody's that stupid.
-HI MISHA! GET ON WITH YOUR SNEAKY BADASS SELF! And he has an EMF! Hee.
-Yeah, sure, like the gang in hazmat suits wouldn't have their own EMF detectors.
-It's probably a good thing that there aren't a whole lot of British accents around in this UK-est of UK settings or I'd be waiting for Torchwood or the Doctor to show up even more than I already am. And I really really really am.
-OH COOL the pyramid's a Transformer! No, wait, it's just blowing up. Darn.
-"Get a UNIT out there." Those caps were totally in the script. *nods*
-Pattern reducing itself, eh? And it's counting down to something. Not like Independence Day at all there, then?
-Oooo.... Cthulhu?
-Ah, Methos is the dick adversarial scientist. *nods*
-Yeah. Bombard it with energy, see where that gets you. *foom*
-Oh well, this is the head army guy, not the guy from UNIT. And he's still quoting Independence Day.
-Awful lot of Americans running around here.
-Oh yeah. Blow it up. This will go well. :-P
-Hey, that's the sign of the Light! Hah!
-"It's an honour to meet you Mr. Glaser." Faaaaaaaaan booooooooooy!
-"They're identical." Not like that's hard. That symbol is freaking everywhere. A few religions also use it and I know there's at least one office supply company that does too.
-"It was a robot head." Hee!
-Transformers again!
-"This requires a global military response." UNIT! UNIT! UNIT! *chants and fist-pumps*
-"The planet's being terraformed." *facepalm* Earth can't be terraformed! It IS Terra!! Oh noes! The volcanoes are making the planet more Earth-like! Gaaaaah. *headdesk*
-Oh okay, so it is a bad thing then. I guess. Fair enough. Maybe.
-Yeah. Randomize the signal. That'll help.
-Prettiest jamming signal ever.
-The fire exit sign is attached to the light switch there. That's useful.
-Energy grid. As I said before, if you mean ley lines, freaking say ley lines. I don't really think you need to worry too much about getting mysticism mixed up in your 'hard sci-fi'.
-Firefight in a museum. Oh yay. *facepalm* Luckily the museum seems to be restricted to a single room.
-Yeah. Make sure the woman hides. Like you're any more combat-cabable, Mr. Crackpot Physicist.
-Hahahah. Yeah. Reboot the world to get rid of the pollution. Nice thought.
-And no one even noticed the mayhem at the museum. At all. Or the gunshots. Or the- Aaaaaaugh. *headdesk*
-"What do the pyramids have to do with anything?" Yeesh. Someone hasn't been paying attention.
-Bye bye Giza. Hee! The pyramids went all Stargate there.
-Oh god, the accents. *facepalm*
-Yay, it's a cult! \o/
-Ya know, crackpot-physicist-boy made the map, and had a friend who was digging the thing up, you'd think he'd have a better idea of where the buried secret underground mystical pyramid in Random Location America was.
-Yeah. Grenade. That'll help. It did. Wow. Definitely not UNIT then. Much as they love their grenades, they usually weren't terribly effective.
-Oh that's not good....
-Yep, fanboy scientist is the leak.
-Misha + Jeep = Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!
-Missing a few ley lines on the display there. Problems with the north polar ones connecting. Frozen? Or thawing?
-"He's got a gun!" Yeah, that gutshot didn't impede him a whole hell of a lot.
-This. Script. Needs. A Beta.
-Pft. Like he'd ever hit at that range and speed.
-Yeah, forgot about the EMF, didn't ya?
-Oh shit.
-"It was a ROBOT HEAD!!!" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
-They are standing way too close to a possible nuke zone. Radiation is kind of rough to out-run.
-Ha! Cute.
-And of course the crackpot physicist immediately fell through the rift in Cardiff half a dimension over and joined up with Torchwood. YOU KNOW IT TOTALLY HAPPENED!!!!
*shrug* That's all there was. As I said, referenceless and random. :-P