| meme; five things |

[cagebreak]

I AM BORED

SO

HERE'S THE DEAL.

Ask my characters in this case only Neji because I fail five things you've always wanted to know, regardless of whether any of your characters have interacted with them him. Put in the subject line whether you'd like an IC or OOC answer though you'd be graced with a lot less dots and a lot more information in the

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ooc

[groundsplitter]

Five moments Neji's been close to heterosexuality. If that isn't hitting I don't know what is

ooc

[cagebreak]

HOW DARE YOU.

1. Gai-sensei's jumpsuit of.. skin-clingy goodness. That is a constant given and has applied since his early teenagehood.
2. Being hit on harrassed by male!Sakura. It counts. Because she was still all... female. Inside.
3. The Denial Period. It's simply easier to be straight, in clan view, and.. clan view. But it didn't work.
4. Never again.
5. ...

Re: ooc

[groundsplitter]

WHAT ABOUT MIRANDA?

lol, I'm dying. let me have another go!

Re: ooc

[cagebreak]

MIRANDA IS MORE.. VERY GOOD FRIENDSHIP with a little fatherly feelings arising when she's being ditzy. He probably wouldn't try to flirt lest she freak out and feel like a cradle robber.

ooc (and I'm too lazy to change accounts)

[youxmugen_otp]

Five things that ticks Neji off.

Re: ooc (and I'm too lazy to change accounts)

[cagebreak]

1. Being admonished/underestimated/ridiculed/wrong. Then again the last never applies.
2. People taking death lightly in this place.
3. When people he cares about buy stuff at the shop.
4. People who remind him of himself at rookie times.
5. Painstakingly stupid and childish people.

Re: ooc (and I'm too lazy to change accounts)

[youxmugen_otp]

1. How could he never be wrong, hm?
3. But he's buying things himself. That's selfish.
5. Can't avoid them here, now can he? x3

Five things he likes accepts and is neutral about with Kanda?

[cagebreak]

1. Because.
3. Sssh. He doesn't depend on such inane things.

ooc

[rabu_u_longtime]

i. Five times his sleep has been interrupted (that he didn't mind!)
ii. Five reasons he can tolerate Karin.
iii. Five ways he's styled his hair (or someone has styled it for him)
iv. Five people he has or will let touch his hair.
v. Five realizations he had that made him think, outside of Denial, that he has the gay.
vi. Five things he is in denial about.
vii. Five moments he remembers with his father.
viii. Five ways he tried to escape Gakuen.
ix. Five people he didn't like and now does, both in and out of Gakuen.
x. Five songs that get stuck in his head.

woman you're crazy-- i.

[cagebreak]

1. Lee's breakfast.
2. Monty cuddling up to him.
3. That time when the rainbow building popped out of the ground. He was having bad dreams.
4. While being handcuffed to Itachi, taking sleep shifts.
5. ... Lacking anything else I call Lee's breakfast again. 8D"

ii.

[cagebreak]

1. She stays out of his grill... relatively often.
2. She's got smarts and is a realist.
3. They have some nice snarkfests on occasion.
4. She can be amusing.
5. So maybe it is some nice ego-stroking on occasion. To have her around.

iii.

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1. Tied it at his lower back (hello canon).
2. Slicked back into a low ponytail (also canon; artbook illustration).
3. Low ponytail with loose sidebangs (more canon; last Naruto opening before Shippuuden).
4. High ponytail with sidebangs.
5. Loose braid with sidebangs, mostly slung over his shoulder to the front. (courtesy of Sakura)

[snackoos_ftw]

Five things he actually likes about his Hokage. She has to have a few redeeming qualities... right? :D

[cagebreak]

1. She gets Naruto to shut up if she really wants to.
2. It's a refreshing change to see someone who's still sensible after a bottle of sakè.
3. On occasion, the ability to crush walls and ground has odd style. Without a doubt he pities any soul who has to face her in combat.
4. She saved his woobie's future as a ninja! is an amazing medic-nin, and he's grateful that a lot more of these have been recruited for teams since she took over.
5. Albeit inheriting the Konohah spirit that the other elders and some of the leading jounin lack, she's one of the most down-to-earth shinobi he has seen, and knows her business.

[sakeconnoisseur]

1. Bwahahaha.
2. Finally, someone who recognizes that to be a true skill; it only took a good thirty or so years to perfect, after all.

[not_a_munchkin]

Five times Neji was really glad no one was around especially pplz like Charlie.

[cagebreak]

1. When Lee's Valentine's chocolate wore off, with poor Neji still in a semi-drunken state. Nobody really needs to know how long and hard he trained off the alcohol and frustration.
2. Everytime he wakes up from a nightmare or dream he just shouldn't have had.
3. When he negotiated with Elict once the 4th wall was down.
4. When he had to make the decision whether he should or shouldn't take a shower in Lee's body.
5. Directly after Itachi left.