GOOD MORNING STARSHINE! :D The Earth says hello--*PUNCH!!*

[cagedbydestiny]

[At about 3AM this morning, Neji ever-so-eloquently threw up into his side drawer. But he did it with class and grace, god damn it. He then rolled over after slamming the stupid thing shut--he'd deal with it in the morning when the walls and floor weren't spinning

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[shikaclouds]

[They manage to finish off the bottle and leave it laying in the front yard as they head off not quite as quietly as it should have been, but they made it all the same]

[Drags Neji over behind a row of trees on the footpath a few houses down from Kakashi's]

[He doesn't say anything but nods at Neji, to signify that he's ready]

[cagedbydestiny]

[brandishes the knife]

....Shall we, then? [starts inching towards Kakashi's house, hiding behind cars, trees, trash cans, etc. until they get to his car]

I get these two tires. You get the other two. :D

[shikaclouds]

[Whispers] Alright lets just do it quick before someone catches us. Come get me when you're done.

[Jumps into a shrub in the front yard effectively flattening the crap out of it]

[cagedbydestiny]

[quickly slashes his two tires, then motions for Shikamaru]

Hey, switch!

[shikaclouds]

[Skuttles away from the flattened bush and takes the knife from Neji and hurries to the other two tires, taking the knife to them both, watching them go down with satisfaction.]

All done here, how does the garden look?

[Pulls out a couple of plants for good measure]

[cagedbydestiny]

[yanks out a whole bunch of plants and shrubs]

>8)

Perfect.

[shikaclouds]

Alright lets get out of here~

[makes a run for it back the way they came]

[cagedbydestiny]

[stops short like halfway there]

...Nnngh you keep on going. Igottapuke... [stumbles over to the nearest bush]

[shikaclouds]

[Keeps going for a few metres and then stop to wait]

I might as well wait for you, who knows what'll happen i leave you alone in that state..

[cagedbydestiny]

I don't want you or anyone to see me like this--BLEEEEURGH!!!

[shikaclouds]

Im not even looking~

[Whips out a fag while he's waiting and lights up]

[cagedbydestiny]

Better not be!!--BLEEEUGHHH!!!!

[shikaclouds]

[Sighs and looks up at the sky like he normally does]

Cause watching you ralph your guts up is the hottest thing ever and i wouldn't miss it for the world~

[Almost trips over while just standing there]

[cagedbydestiny]

I can't help I'm fucking sexy even when I puke. [wipes his mouth with the back of his hand and just sits there for a moment, breathing heavily, eyes watering]

Fuck me sideways.

[shikaclouds]

[Grins and wobbles his way over]

Here, i'll carry you

[crouches down and gestures for Neji to climb on]

[cagedbydestiny]

...Really? [blink]

... [climbs on his back] Don't you drop me, now...