i like questions.
i found this in my work inbox tonight.. it's my truth. you'd never know the things you could share with a person if you decided to pass it up. this person has passed up chances to get to know me too many times. and, i'm still here. waiting for a song to enter my mind and have myself drunk with memory for someone else's touch.
.i'm hopeless.
x
questions from an email:
C a t h y c a t h y c a t h y c a t h y c a t h y c a t h y
Hows your vision?
it's good, i'm just trying like many ppl in this world to do what i can when i can.. and to know when that happens, embrace it, learn and move on. ah, and it's everchanging.
Hows your life?
my life is good. i enjoy hanging out with folks, and have been doing a lot of that lately.. i like it when ppl seize the day with me (a-hem..)
Hows your lil bro?
not lil bro, he's my youngest bigger brother. i have three older brothers, and he's my youngest one. he's good. :) it actally ended up being a whole family event, i am sitting in a house in roseville (just north of sac) with all three of my brothers. we just ate some good itlian food and tossed some discs.
How old is lil bro?
22
How is Cali (hubba hubba)
i think she is swell.
How can we strengthen our relationship?
ah, by getting to know me and letting me get to know you. i think you are grand, always have. and i feel you're lame by not letting me experience you like i want to. we never hang out. i joined city heroes for a few reasons, you were a perk to the volunteering. it'd be nice to get to know you more.
How can I steal you from cali?
i don't belong to anyone on this earth.
How do I sweep you off your feet?
take my hand.. show me something new.
can you sing?
How is your day?
swell, i love disc golfing with a hangover in this california hail/but yet the sun is shining.
How annoying is this email?
don't discredit yourself, you're better than that.
How is your breakfast digesting?
ugh.
Who What When Where When Why
them, carrot, yesterday, chicago, today, there's no reason not to.
How much do you want this email to be done?
you'll prolly never know.
How much longer could I possible go on for?
challenge yourself, you'd be suprised with what you'll find.
How many kola yummies did I have for breakfast?
12
How does one not become a hypocrite?
having faith in their own truth, realizing that sometimes folks go against themselves, but if they embrace and learn from it.. it's not hypocracy but an internal challenge to rise from.
How was your presidents day off?
awesome, i love traveling outside of the valley.
How come you havnt told me more about public allies yet
same reason why we have never hung out.. because you haven't made a big enough effort.
How come every sentence is starting with how?
because "why" is so boring when you can ask for "how.."
How much money should I spend at lunch?
$5.76, treat yourself.
How come people laugh just by looking at me? What does that say about me?
you are a comedic fella, you have a light presence about yourself and ppl like to laugh with you, even when your not laughing. it says you know how to be a crowd-pleaser.. a lot of crowd-pleasers i know don't know the best way to show they like a person. do you like me?
How come I have such a large penis?
modesty is hot.
How come I have an outtie belly button
ask your doctor.
How come my nipples go inward
get dimply? it's normal.. i've seen it happen.
How come I didn’t buy a chocolate advent calendar for Christmas this year, I love those things. Knock Knock, whos there? CHOCOLATE.
How come people frown on using newspaper for gift wrap?
i didn't know folks frown on it, i thought it was just re-using materials.. oops, i'm a "hippie"
How come people look smarter in glasses?
stereotypes. i know a lot of dumb ppl who wear glasses.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
not enough for all the amish dildos in my drawer.
How come there no longer dalmations on fire trucks?
wasn't that a cartoon thing? maybe they realized how mean those dogs could actually be once a dog returned to the truck from a fire with a dead babies head..
How come people don’t have spots to indicate their age like lady bugs?
they do you just have to look closer, dear.
OK enough,
never.
--
be like water.
.i'm hopeless.
x
questions from an email:
C a t h y c a t h y c a t h y c a t h y c a t h y c a t h y
Hows your vision?
it's good, i'm just trying like many ppl in this world to do what i can when i can.. and to know when that happens, embrace it, learn and move on. ah, and it's everchanging.
Hows your life?
my life is good. i enjoy hanging out with folks, and have been doing a lot of that lately.. i like it when ppl seize the day with me (a-hem..)
Hows your lil bro?
not lil bro, he's my youngest bigger brother. i have three older brothers, and he's my youngest one. he's good. :) it actally ended up being a whole family event, i am sitting in a house in roseville (just north of sac) with all three of my brothers. we just ate some good itlian food and tossed some discs.
How old is lil bro?
22
How is Cali (hubba hubba)
i think she is swell.
How can we strengthen our relationship?
ah, by getting to know me and letting me get to know you. i think you are grand, always have. and i feel you're lame by not letting me experience you like i want to. we never hang out. i joined city heroes for a few reasons, you were a perk to the volunteering. it'd be nice to get to know you more.
How can I steal you from cali?
i don't belong to anyone on this earth.
How do I sweep you off your feet?
take my hand.. show me something new.
can you sing?
How is your day?
swell, i love disc golfing with a hangover in this california hail/but yet the sun is shining.
How annoying is this email?
don't discredit yourself, you're better than that.
How is your breakfast digesting?
ugh.
Who What When Where When Why
them, carrot, yesterday, chicago, today, there's no reason not to.
How much do you want this email to be done?
you'll prolly never know.
How much longer could I possible go on for?
challenge yourself, you'd be suprised with what you'll find.
How many kola yummies did I have for breakfast?
12
How does one not become a hypocrite?
having faith in their own truth, realizing that sometimes folks go against themselves, but if they embrace and learn from it.. it's not hypocracy but an internal challenge to rise from.
How was your presidents day off?
awesome, i love traveling outside of the valley.
How come you havnt told me more about public allies yet
same reason why we have never hung out.. because you haven't made a big enough effort.
How come every sentence is starting with how?
because "why" is so boring when you can ask for "how.."
How much money should I spend at lunch?
$5.76, treat yourself.
How come people laugh just by looking at me? What does that say about me?
you are a comedic fella, you have a light presence about yourself and ppl like to laugh with you, even when your not laughing. it says you know how to be a crowd-pleaser.. a lot of crowd-pleasers i know don't know the best way to show they like a person. do you like me?
How come I have such a large penis?
modesty is hot.
How come I have an outtie belly button
ask your doctor.
How come my nipples go inward
get dimply? it's normal.. i've seen it happen.
How come I didn’t buy a chocolate advent calendar for Christmas this year, I love those things. Knock Knock, whos there? CHOCOLATE.
How come people frown on using newspaper for gift wrap?
i didn't know folks frown on it, i thought it was just re-using materials.. oops, i'm a "hippie"
How come people look smarter in glasses?
stereotypes. i know a lot of dumb ppl who wear glasses.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
not enough for all the amish dildos in my drawer.
How come there no longer dalmations on fire trucks?
wasn't that a cartoon thing? maybe they realized how mean those dogs could actually be once a dog returned to the truck from a fire with a dead babies head..
How come people don’t have spots to indicate their age like lady bugs?
they do you just have to look closer, dear.
OK enough,
never.
--
be like water.