hey listen i know what you're into. i was hanging with jesus and the demon and they told me all about your plans for trying to get me to smoke yogurt and i won't do it, not on the eyes of one thousand christ walczaks.
so last wednesday night i was flying whiz bang down the road and i saw jesus standing with a red hot burning steamy crack pipe he was jumping like a mexican jumping bean and sitting like a taco he sold moldy watermelons to tiny tim clones on the side of the road and he told me that today i would find jesus' own crackpipe from the time of jesus and i said aren't you jesus and isn't that your crack pipe right there right now and he bopped me on the head like a meth hungry whack-a-mole mole, and said this is today's crackpipe, on friday the the friday you will find my crackpipe from my time not your timeand he took my watch and threw it in his bubbling hot chamberpot bopped me on the head three times and i never wore a watch again.
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