http://www.goveg.com/f-top10turkeys.asp?int=weekly_enews

For real.

Don't say pregaming

I can't wait to be home.

Yo, don't even hate. You bitches ain't here.

On a lighter note, I just got a package.

My new shoes already came. Along with the shoes, they sent me some tampons and shaving cream.

Why the fuck did I get tampons and shaving cream?

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To everyone who sat in the dark with me while I sat on babies:

Thank you very much.

I am quite stupid. I missed my work meeting at 10am. I might lose my job at Sonic.

What will I do?

I'm about to go to work now but I may end up getting sent home. We'll see.

CAILEY

There is nothing to do. Everyone is asleep.

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