Oh, just rub my nose in it, why don't you

[caille]

"Quote Your Own Fic Day". I hate you all. Just because you can write and I am a dessicated bitter crone livin' in a fic-free zone doesn't mean I don't have feelings. Feelings that I feel, bitterly. That sting, like when you exfoliate with expensive salt scrub, having forgotten about all the itty bitty scrapes and chapped parts of your crinkly

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[minim_calibre]

Feelings that I feel, bitterly. That sting, like when you exfoliate with expensive salt scrub, having forgotten about all the itty bitty scrapes and chapped parts of your crinkly wrinkly old skin. It doth sting, it totally doth.

But this is the best thing I've read all day! A way with words, you surely have!

(Sometimes, I forget, and use salt scrub after shaving.)

[caille]

I am most gratitudinous, truly.

Hey, remember when I messed with a photo of you, a long time ago? I always liked that photo.
minimcalibre

[archbishopm]

Me too.

[caille]

Thank you.

Awesome icon, btw.

[mirandaflynn]

Your entries beat quite a large slab o' fic.

[caille]

Thank you, liebling.

Mona, darling: have you provided a detailed word-picture of your spectacular bicycle catastrophe yet? I have followed the aftermath with great concern (oh my poor Monaberry!), but I think I have missed the dramatic re-creation of the event itself.

Does wanting to know the exciting details make me psychotic?

[caille]

Thank you, mirantastica.

Now, to further confirm my weirdness: your comment reminded me of a true thing, a slogan for a butcher's shop in Michigan (I saw it eons ago): "Nobody beats our meat!"

(Yup, the same genre as "Buy from Zeke, a farmer out standing in his field!"

[namastenancy]

I second and third mirandaflynn and monanotlisa

[caille]

Thank you.

I am determined to rendezvous mit you. Damn. Do I have your telephone number? Could ya have pity on me and e-mail it to me again?

[namastenancy]

Far out! Le roundezvous avec Mademoiselle Caille. C'est magnifique! Le nombre du telephone est xxxx415xxxx431zzzz8604xxxx (xx's added for obvious reasons).

I'm in school on Tuesday and Thursdays but am available at the rest of the week. I'm also willing to take the ferry to Sausalito or Tiburon if that suits you better.

[jonesiexxx]

You could always quote fic that you betaed.

*bats lashes*

*lashes bats*

[caille]

Abets slash?
Betas slash?

Or, more likely, beats slash to within an inch of its life.

Then the kittens are deployed....