I cut you...
You Have a Borderline Temperament
Mild mannered and rarely laid, you eat cake at a slow pace. You are very insistent - both in emotions and actions. You tend to absorb champagne easily. You are cool and collectible.
It isn't difficult to offend you. You can remain composed and unemotional while meting out punishment. You know a great fiend and love her. While you are taciturn, you have a razor-sharp wit that your friends dread.
At your worst, you are crazy and unwilling to work at anything stupid. You often get stuck in a rant, demolishing the aspirations of others. You get too dependent on your minions, and get hungry when they don't bring you food.
What Temperament Are You? (But take this quiz at your own risk: you may not get the super-accurate, insightful results that I got, on account of how I like to step on these things, on account of I'm evil. And please, blame not the quiz creators.)