Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
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Today is the last day I got to see Sylvan the guinea pig alive.
Rest in peace, little warrior.

My Personal Dna Report

I just built a motherfuckin snowman!

Two and a half months later, the Liar returns! And boy do I have some stories to tell. I probably won't. I'll say that I'll tell them another time and then I won't because... I lie. But here's a bit of the skinny ( Read more... )

I'm well aware that the time between my entries is increasing ever so steadily. It's not that I don't get on here regularly, it's just that I can never think of what something worth relating. Now I can ( Read more... )

So it's only two more days until I turn 21. How cool is that ( Read more... )

So this is offically my least favorite week ever ( Read more... )

This is my special moment,
Don't question me or disagree,
I know that I have earned this,
And damnit I deserve it,
So don't fuck with me,
It's my special time...