ode to my blister and other interesting stupid things

[caisidhe]

So I was making dinner one night this week (might have been tuesday) and burned myself on one of those wonderful box potato things. well it has to boil and it splashed me. I noticed last night where the burn was that it had blistered. I am normally a picker/poker. You know the people who say hey I have a bruise and poke at it saying that hurts.

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[caitsidthe]

I am gonna go to hell for being so happy about him screwing himself so bad...but I'll save you a seat on the train

[caisidhe]

The only problem with the temp agencies right now is that they are putting people in jobs like with hubby. He's got a degree and they gave him a temp position making less than I am. And they only take people with Bachelor's degrees.
Well it's time for more submissions on the resume thing. <3 and my laptop has been "shipped"

[salinka]

Will you PLEASE call a labor attorney? Protect yourself. But more importantly, call the IRS and tip his ass off. You can do it anonymously. You do not have to put your information down - just the details: http://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-pdf/f3949a.pdf and send it in from another part of town.

Regarding jobs, I noticed that AAA is hiring for phone sales. It's all in-bound, not cold calling. Contact them with your resume.

Didn't we work on your resume?

[caisidhe]

we did! I am grateful too. I have had responses from the ones we did together. Even if they are all from Liberty Mutual wanting me to sell life insurance. Right now I don't want something that is dependent on other people paying a premium monthly for something that they don't notice in the immediate.

I will look at it. I will think about it. And maybe I will do it... I am over him. I don't know what happens next but I am over him and his bs.

[salinka]

OK. I don't know if I have your resume on my computer or not anymore. So why don't you email it to me again. I think if memory serves me right we did an administrative assistant version too. If not, maybe we can do one for customer service/admin that will help.

I will tell you that someone selling health insurance right now isn't doing too bad these days. Reason is so many people are out of insurance. My brother does this in LA and while times are tough, he's eeking out an existence. His fiance is getting licensed too to sell where he can't.

It's just a thought.

BTW some folks from Disney are going to see Harry @ midnight tomorrow. I get a discount @ AMC Pleasure Island with my ID. If I can go and they get their stuff together - I'll find out more info later - do you want to go? My only concern is that I'm going to be dog tired the next day and I have to present something. That's what may make me post-pone seeing the movie. :(

By request, hope it entertains.

[flamingcat]

Dear potato box thing,

Thank you for boiling. No, really. Without you I wouldn't have this huge, painful, irritatingly attention-whorish blister. I'd just be sitting here watching TV or playing on the computer. Instead, thanks to you, I've been sitting here poking at my own hand all night. Unfortunately for you, I know how to summon the unholy powers of hell to aid me. This devil ducky bandaid should foil you but good.

Dear boss,

Thank you for being an irresponsible git. No, really. I love getting your phone calls, especially when they're such harbingers of your doom, such as being so overdrawn at the bank with your business account that they want to shut you down. But hey, I'm sure your personal account is in just as bad of shape, right? Because after all, when your business account is overdrawn, your laundromat employees are calling on a daily basis demanding those pesky little things called paychecks, no pesky overhead costs like, oh, operational licenses or personal or business taxes - geez, I wonder where all that

Re: By request, hope it entertains.

[caisidhe]

omg I love you! that made me laugh so hard this morning!