Do you ever think of points in time when you had to make a choice? It didn't seem very important at the time, or maybe it did, but now you realise how important it really was - and for some reason that you've forgotten you chose a path...but what could've happened if you'd chosen something else ( Read more... )

One of my greatest fears is that I will be reduced to speed dating ( Read more... )

It's really depressing when you contract a disease commonly known as the 'kissing disease' and you realise that you couldn't possibly have got it from kissing anyone. Because you haven't ( Read more... )

I love the fact that the daggy crinkled poem about "Green and Gold Malaria" is still hanging in the childhood home of one of my oldest friends. I love that crazy people still walk down town lismore screaming "fuck you I'm not crazy its my head thats crazy what you looking at shiny green pants huh?". I love the fact that you can walk around the ( Read more... )

I had an urge to feel pain so I got my nose pierced today. Yesterday I was putting my car into the garage to vacuum it out before I left mum and dad’s to go back to Brissy. The new puppy had followed me outside without me noticing and I ran him over and killed him ( Read more... )

Tonight at work my boss waved goodbye to the last customers saying "Goodnight thankyou very much, all very nice people goodnight" and as they waddled away he turns around grinning and winks at me and says in his quiet turkish accent "Bullshit". Giving me a knowing smile he says "Sometime you have to say the things that are not true" and walked away ( Read more... )

The best of Michelle ( Read more... )

* go for a very long walk. To Perth ( Read more... )

On the quest to being classy there are certain rules one should adhere to when attending parties, soirees or gatherings. For instance, when one smashes the host's very expensive wine glass one should offer an immediate apology and offer to pay for damages. When host says it is okay and gives you a big hug one should oblige and hug back, making a ( Read more... )

Had my first time at HAREM today, just a chat and a run thru of what they do. The two guys that ran the place sat on the big cushiony chairs playing backgammon or whatever that game drinking tiny cups of turkish coffee and firing turkish insults at each other with the occasion "ahhh you no know what you doing mayyyte!". They fed me rockmelon and ( Read more... )