Comments | caitlintini: these are for lindsey...

caitlintini

these are for lindsey...

Oct 11, 2005 16:38

How is lightning like a violist's fingers ( Read more... )

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littlelou October 11 2005, 23:47:03 UTC

Oh dear lord. *snort*

btw, you spelled my name wrong, dork.

caitlintini October 11 2005, 23:55:16 UTC

i didn't spell your name. my friend lindsey plays the viola.

littlelou October 12 2005, 00:10:21 UTC

:-O! There's another Lindsey?!? Have you been cheating on me????

i caitlintini October 12 2005, 19:35:55 UTC

it's not cheating if the names are spelled differently! oh, and you're in different area codes!

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caitlintini October 12 2005, 19:36:06 UTC

i miss you!

yesdnil311 October 12 2005, 02:30:20 UTC

Yes, this is the other Lindsey, and YOU NEED TO BE STOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You could have thrown in some bass jokes to shake things up a bit.

here you are: caitlintini October 12 2005, 19:35:15 UTC

***Q. How do you get a bass player off your doorstep?
A. Pay for the pizza. ***

***Q. Why don't bass players play hide and seek?
A. Because no one will look for them. ***

***Q. Why don't bass players ever catch a cold?
A. Even a virus has some pride. ***

***Q. How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Three! One to hold the bulb and two to drink 'till the room spins.***

***Q. What do you call a bass player with a beeper?
A. An optimist.***

***Q. What does a bass player say when he gets to his gig?
A. "Would you like fries with that?"***

***Q. What's the definition of a gentleman?
A. Someone who knows how to play the bass and doesn't.***