07. The Weston Legacy, 1.3
warnings: language
note; last time, a baby boy, Eli, and a baby girl, Lou, were born; The Westons moved into a new house; and it was pretty much just a "ahsdj,fjs cute babies!!!" update.
This is kinda a scattered update, just so you know. Also, I don't know what's up with the first few pictures. I was high or something.
We start this update with Lou harassing Eli for no good reason.
And Gabriel in his formalwear, playing with blocks by himself.
Gabi: Look, look! I finished the house!
Nobody's listening, but he's too Gabi to care.
Cuteness. I was wrong, by the way, these two are pretty much besties. Then again, Gabi is kind of everyone's bestie.
Eli aged up and everyone proceeded to not care. He looks suitably angry about it. He grew up with a fiery hatred for the outdoors.
This was the first wish that Rocco rolled when Eli aged up! *cancels wish* I think we're jumping to conclusions here, man.
His invisible friend, Pal, grew up, too. Of course.
Pal: Sushi is like only my all-time favorite!
Eli: Oh. I like tri-tip steak, but I guess we can still be friends.
Pal teleported into the toilet while Eli was trying to take a dump or something, you don't even know how offended and in tears from laughing I was
Pal: Eli, don't use the bathroom in front of people! That's indecent!
What kind of person imagines an imaginary friend who teleports into the toilet while they're taking a crud, though? XD
Eli could not escape his embarrassment, not even in his dreams.
He also dreamed of failed marriages...
While Gabi dreamed of being a rich king. There's a very big difference between these two.
The next morning...
XD
U57Gabi has spotted the enemy ship
Sanna: I LOVE YOU. AND YOUR DELICIOUS PANCAKES.
Rocco: Oh...Eli is here. We already don't get along very well...would it make him awkward if I got all mushy with Sanna? I don't want to make him feel awkward...
Eli: Mommy, I need new shoes.
Rocco: I think I should take out the garbage huh? I should probably get on that.
Rocco made up to Sanna for not saying "I love you" back, though. Lou creepily studied them as they flirted.
CALL THE LOUVRE, WE HAVE A MASTERPIECE ON OUR HANDS
Father-daughter bonding time? Indeed.
Lou: I'm gonna marry a prince!
Rocco: Really? That's great!
Rocco: But it's actually kinda sad you've made up your mind, because I was going to introduce you...
Rocco: TO THE CLAW!
Lou: Eh?
Eli: So, my imaginary friend, Pal-
Gabi: You should drink coffee!
Eli: ...
Gabi: I think that would be cool, huh? Drinking coffee? It would be cool.
Eli: How does that even...
Gabi: Yup!
Eli: ...Guessing you snuck a cup.
Gabi: Yup!
Oh, Eli, no one understands you for who you are.
This dude pulled up driving the schoolbus.
Don't do drugs
Don't drop out of school
Check out that puddle of radioactive pee in the aisle. It's just like a real bus, haha
Eli: First day of school...have to concentrate...have to focus...it'll all be fine...no, don't focus, relax...ignore the smell of pee...
Gabi: I wonder if this schoolbus is a magic schoolbus?
Sanna and Rocco went for a picnic.
UM YOU WERE NOT INVITED
seriously i don't like bugs, i was freaking out, kept clicking the picnic basket to check if there was an "ANTS GET THE FUCK OUT" option
They didn't care, though. Fine, I hope you and your new friends have a fun picnic.
OH HO look who was babysitting the kiddos!
Vincent Spears: The house is safe as long as I'm here *leaves door wide open while children are inside being actively endangered*
Vincent Spears: So hot, I am.
Ei: I generally don't like the world that much.
Gabi: Really? I think it's pretty okay.
Maybe this was brought on by having to spend time around Vincent Spears? Maybe it was just a reaction to his life, in a broad sense.
But Pal, he cares.
Pal: So how was your day, Eli?
Eli: Not really that great, school isn't fun, neither is the babysitter...
Rocco: Doo doo doo, just walkin' 'round with Lou.
Rocco: Aww, Eli is so cute, the way he...
Rocco: ...talks to himself.
Eli -I told him I didn't like the world too much, he didn't agree. So not really a good day. But thanks for asking, pal.
No One: *silence*
Rocco: Poor kid, all plusplus with himself...this is all my fault...I must be such a bad parent...
Rocco may or may not be reconsidering military school.
If only your father could see you now
Gabi at the chemistry table :3 so cute!
He got singed.
Gabi: There's a bright side to everything, though! On this particular bright side, I smell like a delicious grilled hamburger.
Eli is always finishing his homework at the breakfast table.
Pal: Ever since you've gone to school you started doing this? I don't get it.
Eli: Just leave me alone, Pal. You will never understand what I'm going through right now.
He went to school all singed and shit, haha
This guy ast Sanna for a new wardrobe...
So I made him fuckin fabulous. So fabulous that it didn't even matter that he was standing in a puddle of his own pee and stinky because of it.
XD Gabi, take a shower already.
Gabi: School is great, right? But I'm tired! The teacher asked if everything was okay at home? I guess because I went to school like this.
Eli: Sure...what if he's an imaginary friend? What if we're all imaginary friends, and Pal imagined us? Are we all just dolls in this passion play? What is life?
Lou: It's my birthday!
Everyone: *cares*
Maybe they didn't care because you look like Gumby XD
This is how she aged up! Not a troll at all! Not even a trace of the former trollness. I am proud. She grew up hot-headed, by the way.
Gabi: Ah, the morning. So nice to start another day!
Gabi: ...but how am I supposed to get down!?!?!
Fly?
Typical morning with the Weston kids. Eli is being a sensitive artist, Gabi is lording over the kingdom, and Lou is half-offscreen, wanting to run away.
Gabi: I am the hero Gotham deserves.
two overused jokes at once. i am truly sorry for your loss
Gabi: COME UNTO ME, YOU HUDDLED MASSES, YEARNING TO BE FREE
Eli: Gabi, school is soon. Shouldn't we get ready?
By the way- Masterpiece Alert has reported another sighting in the general area
Sanna went to give this stinky-grilled-cheese-inconsiderate mofo a makeover. I think his name was actually Guadeloupe, lol.
SANNA!?!
Guadeloupe: I'm hot.
I think you need to work on your personality, bro.
Got all these alerts while Gabi and Eli were on a field trip:
Yeah, Eli, what kind of person are you
GOSH ELI
It certainly seems like he did.
Rocco Weston: How To Be Ninja
Gabi asked Rocco for homework help when he got home. How cute are they?
Lou, meanwhile, suffered alone at her desk.
Lou: I don't even care about tessellations!
After Gabi finished his homework, he and Rocco went to the movies.
After which Gabi rolled this wish. Ask and you'll receive, my little amigo *left-click*
Gabi: You know how you write books, Daddy? I want to write movies!
Rocco: That's great! *hugtime*
I was checking through their icons to see what they were up to at home, and this was what Eli was doing...
Eli How could Asher do that to Delilah?! Don't stay with him, Delilah!
Reading in a helmet, A Magnetic Attraction is serious business.
Then Sanna got up while he was reading
Eli: Oh crap oh crap put the book away ACT NATURAL
WOW GUYS, TRY NOT TO BE TOO LOVING AND SUPPORTIVE
Eli: A Magnetic Attraction is a great book, and I don't care what anyone says. Not even Gabi.
Pal: I'll never judge you, Eli :)
Yeah, because you can't exist without him, you fuckin enabler. This is the reason he can only fully relate to his imaginary friend
Womanly Eyes: The Return Of Guadeloupe
Lou: Mommy, a princess should have a magnificent castle. This house isn't really a magnificent castle.
Sanna: What can I tell you, baby? I'm just the queen. Go talk to your father about it, he's the king, after all.
Rocco: Why can't I concentrate...?
Lou: AH WHAT IT WOULD BE TO LIVE IN A MAGNIFICENT CASTLE, FREE OF THE DANGERS OF GREEN DRAGONS
Rocco: Lou...would you mind...I mean...We can get a castle, if you just let me write this...
Lou: LIES! YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO PAY ATTENTION TO ME!
Lou: Haha! Okay, I'm good now.
:|
There was a homework party and I was not invited
Eli: Mom, do you care that I'm not an overachiever like Gabi?
Sanna: Honestly? Not all that much, honey. I just like hamburgers. Oh, and for you to be happy.
Priorities
Rocco found this while he and the kiddos (minus Mr. Hates-The-Outdoors) were at the park. It was a rare whatever it was, and he sold it for a lot, but Rocco, why you gotta be such a fairy princess?
On today's episode of The Westons, Rocco embarrasses his children as the school bus pulls up.
Mailman: oh man i better get out of here before that guy in the stupid purple outfit beats me up
Don't you mean...
...stupid orange outfit?!?!
Yeah, you run away.
This guy, Juan Temple, asked for a makeover again. And peed himself. AGAIN. What is it with these people?? They ask for an appointment and then pee themselves, make food, and go to work, keeping the stylist waiting for like hours. No consideration.
And then I made him Common.
Eli has this moodlet whenever he goes out. In some ways, he is a sim after my own heart.
When Lou got home from school, she was in a pissy mood for no particular reason (hot-headed sims, I guess). Eli, being the nice person he is, was the only one who asked her if she was okay. The others were too excited for Gabi's birthday.
Rocco: STOP ALL THE BUSES GABI IS HAVING A BIRTHDAY
Favoritism.
Gabi: What should I wish for? I guess to be a great director when I grow up!
Gabi: Yay I blew out the candles!
Everyone: WOOOO PARTY UP IN HERE
Gabi: AWESOME, RIGHT?
Everyone: Just age up already
Gabi: Right? Right?
Eli: Gabi, it's not even funny anymore, it's just creepy, just age up already
lololol this was how he aged up
Rocco: It's okay, son, I'll love you no matter how Super Saiyan you are
That's pretty Super Saiyan, though, just...........sayin'. *crowd goes wild*
This is Teen!Gabi. He rolled lucky, which is very appropriate.
Idk, maybe it's just me, but I think he grew up ridiculously great-looking. If ever there was a favorite, it would be him.
Sanna was eating her cake rather sullenly, though. Maybe she's feeling old now that the oldest is a teen?
Sanna: We should travel agai-
Lou: I want to be a boxer when I grow up!!!
Sanna: ...Eli, if you don't have to, don't get married. It ties you down. You're in one place too long. If you want to travel, you won't get to. Just make sure you're making the right decisions, okay, Eli? Okay?
Rocco: ...Commitment Issues...
Later, Sanna dreamed of putting a band-aid on their relationship
Pfft like you need band-aids, yall are like 100 MAX ROMANCE. You are just Commitment Issues. He understands.
And we close with a shot of Gabi in his PJs, being too cool for everyone.
note; NEXT TIME! All These Teens Up In Here! Westons in Egypt! Someone Has a Midlife Crisis! It is the best feelgood update coming to you this fall. You will not want to miss it.
Thanks for reading!