Ultra Crack-Generator!

[caityjay]

Oh, the great and powerful meme!  I'm excited for this one.

As a warning, I'll let you know that my list consists of a healthy mix of my own characters, some of pockypuck's, and some of various greater fame.

This is going to be fun.

1) Make a list of fifteen characters first, and keep it to yourself for the moment. (That way you're not leading the questions

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[daphnerunning]

Yay, I'm filling my answers in later today!

Okay. Thirteen, Four, and Eleven are stranded on a desert island. Who gets eaten for food first?

At the age of eleven, Three gets hir Hogwarts letter. What are hir parents' reactions?

Ten falls into Six's favorite novel. Discuss.

Seven is auctioned off as a slave/bride. One, Eight, and Fifteen are bidders. Who wins, and what happens next?

[caityjay]

...Holy crap, your second and third (and even fourth, to a certain extent) questions are so appropriate I'd almost have thought I posted my list already. And I don't even think you KNOW Three! XD Gah, this is going to be so funny!!

[pockypuck]

Oh dear. X3 I think I will enjoy this very, very much.

Okay. Let's start with this one. Fifteen, Twelve, and Nine go to the movies. Which one are they most likely to get kicked out of and why?

Two has an addiction. What is it, and how does Five help him/her with it?

(This is totally stolen from a meme I like too much.) Fourteen writes a slash fic about Six, Eleven, and One. What would it be titled, what would the warnings on it be, and would you read/recommend it?

Three kidnaps Nine. Why? What does Seven do about it?

And I'm spent. For now. :3