Quotes of the party last night ( Read more... )

WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO FIX THE MOTHER FUCKING EXIT TO ORANGE PARK ON 95 NORTH????

WHEN????????

So, the other night I was out in J-ville with Paul and Brent, watching them skate and what not, when a group of people come up to us and ask if we will be part of a scavenger hunt. They needed three things from us ( Read more... )

Hey, Carly, comment me your number. I need someone to go dirty dancing with.

Thats all.

Thank you for your time everyone.

Have a good day.

Don't forget Carly.

Awesome.

So, cool. I got back from Urban Plunge (my yearly week long church service trip) and it was probably the worst trip I've ever been on. The work itself wasn't bad, I really enjoyed some of the clients I worked for, but these 15 year old girls who bitch about everything got really old really fast. I'm happy to be home ( Read more... )

So I had to do a passive drowning victim save at work the other day... it was a first for me and definatly raised my adrenaline about five minutes after it happened. Being a lifeguard is cool ( Read more... )

So, on tuesday I went to Orlando with my Germans to Jeanna's house and Seneca met us there, which was super awesome. And then we went to Roxy. And there was a strip contest. And there was a girl who wore a (as in one) strip of black electric tape as substitute for panties. She was drunk. And she had a fat ass. It was filarious ( Read more... )

So for the last three weeks I have had two VERY good looking 20 year old Germans living at my house. Damnit life is hard ( Read more... )

Jeanna Te, you are a dirty whore.

I can't get Instant Messenger and you don't ANSWER YOUR FUCKING PHONE!!!

CALL ME! I NEED DIRECTIONS TO YOUR HOUSE, I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DRIVING THERE TOMORROW!

I love you, but please call me.

My first semester in college went by waaaay too fast. I just got done packing all my stuff up so i don't have to deal with it when I check out tomorrow. All I have at the moment is my laptop, my bedsheets, and my coffee. I know the important things in life. Ugh, this sucks. I don't want to leave. Not just St. Augustine, but Flagler. I don't want to ( Read more... )