Holy Hell

[cake_is_a_bang]

Okay, yesterday. At work. Around two o'clock. I know you guys all were there, so I know you couldn't have possibly missed it. There was a customer that came in, you know the one I'm talking about. For those of you who are retarded (this is directed at you, Tobi), it was that big, fat thing dressed in bright pink and blue and neon orange wearing something that was either a skirt or a really unfortunate pair of shorts.

So, un, the question:

Was it even human?

And, if so,

WAS IT A GUY OR A GIRL?!

P.S. Whatever it is, I'd watch your back, Pein-sama. Cause it was definitely undressing you with its eyes.