i come home to a horror

[cake_is_a_bang]

TOBI.

MY APARTMENT IS CLEAN.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

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[bloodwithcoffee]

Shouldn't you like, you know, be thanking him?

[cake_is_a_bang]

NO.

It's my apartment. He cleaned it, un!

[bloodwithcoffee]

...That's the whole point, moron. Saves you some work.

[cake_is_a_bang]

Why would I clean my apartment?

[tastytreat_tobi]

Why does everyone suspect me first?!

I defeated the evil apartment monsters Deidara-san! That way they don't try to kill you in the morning! It took me all day, but I got it done! You can see the floor now Deidara-san, isn't it great? : D

I accept payment in the form of desserts. Praise is also awesome!

[cake_is_a_bang]

because it's always you

I don't want to see the floor, yeah! My clothes cushion the ground.

So that's where my pie went. You can forget about praise, brat.

[tastytreat_tobi]

But I worked so hard on making it shine for you sempai! I cleaned everything until it shone, did the laundry, and even washed the dishes! Surely a nice and neat apartment is better than one that tries to kill your right?

And you would have praised me if I hadn't eaten the pie? Awww, yay! I'm so glad you appreciate my hard work Deidara-san! : D

[cake_is_a_bang]

MY ROOM SHOULD NOT BE A CLEAN ROOM, DAMN IT!

And NO! I wouldn't have! Stop putting words in my mouth, yeah!

[cup_of_smex]

Hn, I believe Tobi-kun has gained more respect points in my book.

[tastytreat_tobi]

Yaaaay! Really Itachi-san? I should clean things more often!

[cake_is_a_bang]

No. You shouldn't.

[tastytreat_tobi]

But it is a win win situation! Deidara-san doesn't get attacked by his apartment and I get respect points from Itachi-san! It's all good!