Employee address requests--no ulterior motive here, nope.

[cakeandmoney]

Seeing as payroll tends to be a bit of a clusterfuck convoluted at times, I've had to resort to finishing up at the expense of my own free time. Mainly, I have been taking home the payroll binder and making my calculations in the comfort of my own residence.

This has been a trend for the last few paying sessions, and as such, I would recommend that

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[rapidlollipop]

[Insert address here.]

Oi, and feel free to stop by anytime, Kakuzu-san! Maybe tonight? You're always welcomed! We could stay up all night and play card games, or maybe have a pillow fight. It's fine if you don't want to, though. But please do. Tobi doesn't like to be alone...

kind of not sure how to react to this sort of attention;

[cakeandmoney]

....I'll, uh, consider it.

Consider is good enough for him;

[rapidlollipop]

Really?! Oi, okay. Just remember, the door is always open!

....suddenly a lightbulb

[cakeandmoney]

You know what, Tobi? Thank you. That is so....very nice of you to offer.

[kitchenatorkisa]

...I've always picked up my check on time though...

[cakeandmoney]

It has less to do with picking up your checks on time and more to do with forgetful employees stamping in and out of work in the mornings and evenings, and on breaks.

[kitchenatorkisa]

But I'm not one of those employees! Or is it just a case of suffering with the rest of them...?

[cakeandmoney]

I'm incapable of making exceptions.

[insert address]

[cake_is_a_bang]

Why didn't you do this from the start?

EXCELLENT.

[cakeandmoney]

I thought everyone could be responsible. Obviously, I thought wrong.

About everyone else, that is.

WAIT WHAT. HE DOES NOT TRUST THAT SMILE

[cake_is_a_bang]

Well... Un.... Ah...

Great, un.

Do I get a full payment this time?

GOOD, YOU REALLY SHOULDN'T;

[cakeandmoney]

Blow something up that belongs to Hidan, and I'll give you a week's advance.

[bloodwithcoffee]

Picking it up at work as per usual, shithead. since that time.

[cakeandmoney]

Did you even bother to read? There won't be a check waiting for you.

>>;

[bloodwithcoffee]

Did you ever bother to take your head out of your ass? That's illegal, moron. And moreover, that's how it's been working for months, so shove it. You're giving me my due, regardless of your shit.

>|

[cakeandmoney]

It's not illegal, jackass. I'm allowed to distribute checks as conveniently as I see fit, so if your stubborn ass doesn't feel like giving out your address, then I'm going to assume that you want to work for free from now on.

So you can either comply, or shut the fuck up and become a hobo. Again.

[cup_of_smex]

I do not see why you require my address. I have always picked up my pay check in a timely manner.

kajsdlfkja

[cakeandmoney]

Yeah, all of you are fucking happy to pick your paychecks up on time. But until you all remember to punch in and out at appropriate times, this is the way I'm doing things.

[cup_of_smex]

I still have an issue with it Kakuzu-san. I will not be surrendering my address to you. I'd rather not have certain individuals track me down, understand.

strikes = COMPLETELY PRIVATE TO ITACHI

[cakeandmoney]

Your financial situation must be pretty plush, in that case. I can understand that. It's really not a problem, I got what I wanted out of this.