Nails on a chalkboard is a lesser punishment compared to a boring lecture

[cakefesta]

Oi, all right brats, listen up.

The name is Sakata Ginpachi, or Ginpachi-sensei to you kids. To start, a few rules of the classroom that I like to call, "The Sakata Code".

1. Bonus points for anyone who draws stupid shit on Sakamoto-sensei's chalkboard.
2. Detention for anyone who
a) Insults my hair
b) Insults Dragonball
c) Is caught daydreaming during

Comments

[shutupsensei]

Sensei, if someone comes into the room and farts, you own that fart, and the smell is your fault.

[ohyesplzsensei]

Detention.

[shutupsensei]

Sensei, Goku's hair is stupider than your hair.

[ohyesplzsensei]

Detention.

[shutupsensei]

Sensei, this post is too long.

[ohyesplzsensei]

Your hair is too long. Detention.

[shutupsensei]

Commenting negatively on a student's appearance could give them low self-esteem.

[ohyesplzsensei]

Kids these days are too sensitive to criticism.

[shutupsensei]

Sensei, you never handed out a syllabus.

[ohyesplzsensei]

Your hair ate it. Detention.

[shutupsensei]

Don't blame my hair for you being lazy, sensei.

[ohyesplzsensei]

In that case, since your hair ate my syllabi, you get to go and re-copy them all for me.

[shutupsensei]

Sensei, shut up.