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[cakefesta]

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//action

[itsnotzura]

[the evening following this event is surprisingly uneventful]

[take-out, the 50th One Splork Movie, and enough arguing amongst themselves to drive several low-achieving in-laws to shame wind down the night amongst those from Edo]

[yet long after everyone retires to their bed/cupboard/pool of sake to rest for the night, the kitchen window jimmies open]

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[itsnotzura]

[and after years of practice sneaking into various places he is unexpected (or unwelcome), Zura slips neatly through the window]

[directly into the kitchen sink, where he almost gets his bottom stuck]

[which was entirely planned, of course]

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[itsnotzura]

[another moment of totally-planned maneuvering has him sliding open a door even more quietly than the window]

[he removes his sandals just beside the sliver of light beneath it]

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[itsnotzura]

[his final sneaking involves only the edge of a blanket, but might be the most noticeable break-in of the night]

action

[nostray]

[there is a rather fetching cellophane-wrapped example of NSFW chocolate making left outside your door, complete with a crappy pre-printed note card (marked '10/13' on the back and with a little alteration):]

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[cakefesta]

[he opens the gift]

[oh how nice]

[was he supposed to be phased by this or something]

[takes out his guide, and here comes your reply, Renji]

The thought's appreciated, it really is, but why did you send me a chocolate Neo Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong cannon? PS the head to shaft proportions are a bit off.

Re: action

[nostray]

[wow Gintoki nobody asked you]

READ THE CARD

Re: action

[cakefesta]

[does so]

[aaaand back to the guide]

Sorry, I was never very good with hidden meanings. If there's somethin' you wanna say to me, say it straight, like a man should.