Fic: E-Fail 5 (sho/jun)
Title: E-Fail 5
Word Count: 1,047
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor
Disclaimer: None of this ever happened.
Summary: It’s Sho’s first birthday with Jun, and Jun wants to make it freaking magical, okay?
To: Ohno Satoshi; Aiba Masaki; Ninomiya Kazunari
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Top Secret!
As you’re all aware - or should be, at least - Sho’s birthday is coming up. I want to plan the surprise party to end all surprise parties for him.
Thoughts? Ideas? Let’s brain ~storm!
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: Hey.
Do you have plans this evening?
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To: Sakurai Sho
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: Hey.
I’m working on a project right now, but hopefully I’ll be done by 6:00. After that I’m all yours.
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: Re: Re: Hey.
Ah, that’s what I like to hear!
What sort of project?
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To: Sakurai Sho
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Hey.
Ohhh, I suppose you’ll find out soon enough. ;)
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Ninomiya Kazunari
Subject: Re: Top Secret!
Your puns suck.
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To: Ninomiya Kazunari
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: Re: Top Secret!
Do you have anything actually constructive to contribute?
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Ninomiya Kazunari
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Top Secret!
Oh, I’m sorry!
Yours puns will ALWAYS suck, and I suggest you stop them immediately.
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Aiba Masaki
Subject: I LOVE SECRETS
i think the surprise party should be a sexy surprise party!!
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To: Ninomiya Kazunari
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Top Secret!
Always a pleasure, Nino.
If nothing else, do you have any gift ideas? I’m kind of stuck (and obviously desperate), and you’re really close to him...
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To: Aiba Masaki
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: I LOVE SECRETS
You know how Sho gets about “pink” stuff in public. I think he might actually die.
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Aiba Masaki
Subject: Re: Re: I LOVE SECRETS
ohhhhhhhhh, right right right! well, we could do a public regular surprise party, and then you guys could have a private sexy surprise party afterwards!!! ;D ;D ;D
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To: Aiba Masaki
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: Re: Re: I LOVE SECRETS
Yeah, you need to stop talking about Sho’s and my private “sexy parties”. This is the fifth time, it’s getting creepy.
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Ninomiya Kazunari
Subject: I’ll just list stuff
And you can stop me when something strikes your fancy. Ahem:
Grocery coupons
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hey.
I can’t figure out if that winking face signifies something good or something bad.
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To: Sakurai Sho
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hey.
...I honestly couldn’t tell you right now. Check back later.
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Ohno Satoshi
Subject: Re: Top Secret!
you're the one who’s good at planning things...why are you asking us?
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To: Ohno Satoshi
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: Re: Top Secret!
I just want it to be extra special!
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Ninomiya Kazunari
Subject: #2
Socks
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Ninomiya Kazunari
Subject: #3
Lawn fertilizer
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Aiba Masaki
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: I LOVE SECRETS
:<
i'm sorry!!! i don’t mean to be creepy! i'm just so happy that you and sho-chan are happy!!
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To: Aiba Masaki
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I LOVE SECRETS
Wow. Way to make me feel like I just strangled a kitten.
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Aiba Masaki
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I LOVE SECRETS
;D
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hey.
...Should I be worried about how ominous this all sounds?
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Ohno Satoshi
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Top Secret!
cake
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To: Ohno Satoshi
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Top Secret!
What the hell?
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Ohno Satoshi
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Top Secret!
what? special occasions have cakes.
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Ohno Satoshi
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Top Secret!
that's what makes them special
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To: Ohno Satoshi
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Top Secret!
...Okay, you’re clearly as useless as Nino at this.
Might as well ask, though: any gift ideas?
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Ninomiya Kazunari
Subject: #4
Gold, star-shaped nipple pasties
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Aiba Masaki
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I LOVE SECRETS
OOH. when was the last time he saw all of his keio friends??
his birthday’s on a tuesday, if you call them up they can surprise him by being at the studio when we’re done filming!!
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To: Aiba Masaki
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I LOVE SECRETS
Aiba-chan, that’s a great idea!
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Aiba Masaki
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I LOVE SECRETS
MASAKI DOT COM!!!!
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Ninomiya Kazunari
Subject: #5
Tell him you’re in madly in love with him
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To: Ninomiya Kazunari
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: #5
...Oh.
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Ninomiya Kazunari
Subject: Re: Re: #5
Seriously, Jun-kun, stop being such a little bitch and USE YOUR WORDS.
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Ohno Satoshi
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Top Secret!
sho-kun says he wants a new digital camera.
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To: Ohno Satoshi
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Top Secret!
Wait...has Sho been next to you THIS WHOLE TIME?
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Ohno Satoshi
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Top Secret!
[attached file: ohno-tuna-catch-thumbs-up.jpg]
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To: Ohno Satoshi
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Top Secret!
You brought this upon yourself.
[attached file: jun-fiery-death-glare.jpg]
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To: Sakurai Sho
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hey.
Nah, don’t worry. Turns out the winking face was a good one. ♥
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hey.
I see. Then I look forward to hearing more.
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hey.
♥
Word Count: 1,047
Rating: PG
Genre: Humor
Disclaimer: None of this ever happened.
Summary: It’s Sho’s first birthday with Jun, and Jun wants to make it freaking magical, okay?
To: Ohno Satoshi; Aiba Masaki; Ninomiya Kazunari
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Top Secret!
As you’re all aware - or should be, at least - Sho’s birthday is coming up. I want to plan the surprise party to end all surprise parties for him.
Thoughts? Ideas? Let’s brain ~storm!
+++
To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: Hey.
Do you have plans this evening?
+++
To: Sakurai Sho
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: Hey.
I’m working on a project right now, but hopefully I’ll be done by 6:00. After that I’m all yours.
+++
To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: Re: Re: Hey.
Ah, that’s what I like to hear!
What sort of project?
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To: Sakurai Sho
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Hey.
Ohhh, I suppose you’ll find out soon enough. ;)
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Ninomiya Kazunari
Subject: Re: Top Secret!
Your puns suck.
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To: Ninomiya Kazunari
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: Re: Top Secret!
Do you have anything actually constructive to contribute?
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Ninomiya Kazunari
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Top Secret!
Oh, I’m sorry!
Yours puns will ALWAYS suck, and I suggest you stop them immediately.
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Aiba Masaki
Subject: I LOVE SECRETS
i think the surprise party should be a sexy surprise party!!
+++
To: Ninomiya Kazunari
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Top Secret!
Always a pleasure, Nino.
If nothing else, do you have any gift ideas? I’m kind of stuck (and obviously desperate), and you’re really close to him...
+++
To: Aiba Masaki
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: I LOVE SECRETS
You know how Sho gets about “pink” stuff in public. I think he might actually die.
+++
To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Aiba Masaki
Subject: Re: Re: I LOVE SECRETS
ohhhhhhhhh, right right right! well, we could do a public regular surprise party, and then you guys could have a private sexy surprise party afterwards!!! ;D ;D ;D
+++
To: Aiba Masaki
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: Re: Re: I LOVE SECRETS
Yeah, you need to stop talking about Sho’s and my private “sexy parties”. This is the fifth time, it’s getting creepy.
+++
To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Ninomiya Kazunari
Subject: I’ll just list stuff
And you can stop me when something strikes your fancy. Ahem:
Grocery coupons
+++
To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hey.
I can’t figure out if that winking face signifies something good or something bad.
+++
To: Sakurai Sho
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hey.
...I honestly couldn’t tell you right now. Check back later.
+++
To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Ohno Satoshi
Subject: Re: Top Secret!
you're the one who’s good at planning things...why are you asking us?
+++
To: Ohno Satoshi
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: Re: Top Secret!
I just want it to be extra special!
+++
To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Ninomiya Kazunari
Subject: #2
Socks
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Ninomiya Kazunari
Subject: #3
Lawn fertilizer
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Aiba Masaki
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: I LOVE SECRETS
:<
i'm sorry!!! i don’t mean to be creepy! i'm just so happy that you and sho-chan are happy!!
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To: Aiba Masaki
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I LOVE SECRETS
Wow. Way to make me feel like I just strangled a kitten.
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Aiba Masaki
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I LOVE SECRETS
;D
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hey.
...Should I be worried about how ominous this all sounds?
+++
To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Ohno Satoshi
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Top Secret!
cake
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To: Ohno Satoshi
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Top Secret!
What the hell?
+++
To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Ohno Satoshi
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Top Secret!
what? special occasions have cakes.
+++
To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Ohno Satoshi
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Top Secret!
that's what makes them special
+++
To: Ohno Satoshi
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Top Secret!
...Okay, you’re clearly as useless as Nino at this.
Might as well ask, though: any gift ideas?
+++
To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Ninomiya Kazunari
Subject: #4
Gold, star-shaped nipple pasties
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Aiba Masaki
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I LOVE SECRETS
OOH. when was the last time he saw all of his keio friends??
his birthday’s on a tuesday, if you call them up they can surprise him by being at the studio when we’re done filming!!
+++
To: Aiba Masaki
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I LOVE SECRETS
Aiba-chan, that’s a great idea!
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Aiba Masaki
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: I LOVE SECRETS
MASAKI DOT COM!!!!
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Ninomiya Kazunari
Subject: #5
Tell him you’re in madly in love with him
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To: Ninomiya Kazunari
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: #5
...Oh.
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Ninomiya Kazunari
Subject: Re: Re: #5
Seriously, Jun-kun, stop being such a little bitch and USE YOUR WORDS.
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Ohno Satoshi
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Top Secret!
sho-kun says he wants a new digital camera.
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To: Ohno Satoshi
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Top Secret!
Wait...has Sho been next to you THIS WHOLE TIME?
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Ohno Satoshi
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Top Secret!
[attached file: ohno-tuna-catch-thumbs-up.jpg]
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To: Ohno Satoshi
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Top Secret!
You brought this upon yourself.
[attached file: jun-fiery-death-glare.jpg]
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To: Sakurai Sho
From: Matsumoto Jun
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hey.
Nah, don’t worry. Turns out the winking face was a good one. ♥
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hey.
I see. Then I look forward to hearing more.
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To: Matsumoto Jun
From: Sakurai Sho
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Hey.
♥